I decided to buy everything offered in my SPAM folder!

@TheHorse (206657)
Walnut Creek, California
December 8, 2018 2:07pm CST
Sometimes I get tired of being a cynic. Yesterday, rather than delete my SPAM, I decided to buy everything offered there. No, I did not fall for any African Prince scams, but I did buy every product that was offered at a reasonable price. Here is some of what I ordered: some CBD Gummy Bears to help reduce my lower back pain a "Rotorazor" saw that is seven different saws in one an ultrasonic toothbrush that cleans teeth in just ten seconds a diabetes product that "leaves doctors speechless" Dr. Oz's secret something that entirely eliminates wrinkles something that will make me harder and longer, whatever that means an over-50 wife $50 in Costco rewards a miracle weight reduction system that doctors don't want me to know about ink and toner at 85% off a rich man free HD TV a conceal and carry permit cannabis oil VA benefits I did not know I was due more cannabis oil Of course, I will write a review of each product as they arrive. Have you ever bought anything from a TV or internet ad, even if said ad seemed a little "iffy"? I'm going to find my Pocket Fisherman and head out to the Delta now.
The junk they sell on late night infomercials
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15 responses
M.-L.
@MALUSE (69409)
• Germany
8 Dec 18
Spending your myLot earnings?
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The Horse
@TheHorse (206657)
• Walnut Creek, California
8 Dec 18
Precisely!
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Jeff Moffitt
@moffittjc (118590)
• Gainesville, Florida
9 Dec 18
Before you head out with your Pocket Fisherman to fish, make sure you saw your boat in half and then patch it up with Flex Seal. It's guaranteed to hold your boat together and stop all leaks! Which means you will have a perfect day of fishing!
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Jeff Moffitt
@moffittjc (118590)
• Gainesville, Florida
10 Dec 18
@TheHorse Yes, guaranteed, or your money back! Although I'm not sure if the money back guarantee also includes replacing the boat you sawed in half.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (206657)
• Walnut Creek, California
11 Dec 18
@moffittjc Does it work on dentures and absorbant underwear?
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The Horse
@TheHorse (206657)
• Walnut Creek, California
9 Dec 18
GUARANTEED? Gotta get me some!
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Anna
@LadyDuck (459468)
• Switzerland
9 Dec 18
The only thing in the lot worth buying is the ultrasonic toothbrush, it does not clean teeth in ten seconds, but it does a great job in a couple of minutes.
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Anna
@LadyDuck (459468)
• Switzerland
10 Dec 18
@TheHorse I cannot believe that someone can propose an over 50 wife, this is crazy.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (206657)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Feb 19
@LadyDuck What's wrong with an over-50 wife? At least she would not be a Justin Bieber fan.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (206657)
• Walnut Creek, California
9 Dec 18
My dentist actually recommends them. But an over-50 wife sounds kind of fun, as long she's not high maintenance.
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Eva James
@wolfgirl569 (95803)
• Marion, Ohio
8 Dec 18
Looking forward to all of the reviews. Especially the over 50 wife one.
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Eva James
@wolfgirl569 (95803)
• Marion, Ohio
8 Dec 18
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The Horse
@TheHorse (206657)
• Walnut Creek, California
9 Dec 18
@wolfgirl569 If my breath is fresh from my ultrasonic toothbrush, I'm sure she'll satisfy all of my needs.
The Horse
@TheHorse (206657)
• Walnut Creek, California
8 Dec 18
I'll examine the package closely. She needs to be fresh and undamaged.
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PLETHOS
@Plethos (13560)
• United States
12 Dec 18
by chance do you remember the "freedom rock" music compilation from a few years back? i actually wanted to buy that.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (206657)
• Walnut Creek, California
11 Feb 19
I do not. Should I?
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The Horse
@TheHorse (206657)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Feb 19
@Plethos Was it a genuine K-tel product?
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PLETHOS
@Plethos (13560)
• United States
12 Feb 19
@TheHorse - it was mostly 60s/70s classic rock.
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Scott Ganschow
@teamfreak16 (43419)
• Denver, Colorado
11 Dec 18
My tattoo guy watches a lot of late night television. He will buy anything that says "As seen on TV." I am not making this up.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (206657)
• Walnut Creek, California
11 Dec 18
"As seen on TV" kind of makes it real to someone with the IQ of a tattoo, doesn't it? I completely understand.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (206657)
• Walnut Creek, California
11 Dec 18
@teamfreak16 I wanna be a pro wrestler! What do I have to do?
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Scott Ganschow
@teamfreak16 (43419)
• Denver, Colorado
11 Dec 18
@TheHorse - In addition to tattooing, Bobby also is an actor, a preacher, and a former pro wrestler. But yeah, he buys a lot of stuff he sees on TV.
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scarlet_woman
@scarlet_woman (23465)
• United States
9 Dec 18
not that i recall..i usually ignore them. that rotorazor sounds interesting tho..
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scarlet_woman
@scarlet_woman (23465)
• United States
10 Dec 18
@TheHorse LOL i already have a cuisinart..it's about the same thing
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The Horse
@TheHorse (206657)
• Walnut Creek, California
11 Dec 18
@scarlet_woman It slices! It dices! No wonder I bought 20.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (206657)
• Walnut Creek, California
9 Dec 18
Gotta get one! Should I send you one of the 20 Veg O Matics I bought in a frenzy back in the 1970s? I don't know what came over me.
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Sky
@skysnap (20154)
•
8 Dec 18
Buying from spam mails? santa is going to make some one happy
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The Horse
@TheHorse (206657)
• Walnut Creek, California
8 Dec 18
I can't wait for all of those packages to arrive!
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Loretta
@noni1959 (9883)
• United States
9 Dec 18
Let me know how that rich man and over 50 wife purchase goes. Now I'm off to check my spam folder for deals I didn't realize was there.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (206657)
• Walnut Creek, California
9 Dec 18
If they fail to please me, I'll just send them toddling off together.
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (326220)
• Rockingham, Australia
8 Dec 18
I'm curious about what you'll do with a rich man. Better send him on to me.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (206657)
• Walnut Creek, California
9 Dec 18
@JudyEv Dang it. I'll have to check the Warranty.
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (326220)
• Rockingham, Australia
9 Dec 18
@TheHorse Ummm - not sure about the wife. Do she do housework? That's the big issue.
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Amanda
@amandajay (23264)
• New Zealand
2 Jul 19
A Rich Man?
Diana
@dya80dya (33691)
•
8 Dec 18
Do you have many spam emails? Did you buy a rich man?
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The Horse
@TheHorse (206657)
• Walnut Creek, California
8 Dec 18
Yes, but he hasn't arrived yet. I've been getting a lot of SPAM recently. Not sure why.
CarolDM
@CarolDM (203451)
• Nashville, Tennessee
8 Dec 18
Cannot wait for your reviews.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (206657)
• Walnut Creek, California
9 Dec 18
My fingers tremble in anticipation.
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CarolDM
@CarolDM (203451)
• Nashville, Tennessee
9 Dec 18
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DEBJANI BASAK
@debjani1 (7207)
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15 Dec 18
No I never buy anything from tv programmes. As I am homebased I have to depend on my hubby. I also prefer to see the things , touched it and then to buy so that I can buy the best.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (206657)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Feb 19
There are some things I buy online, like patchouli oil and guitar strings. There are some things I would never buy online, like guitars or mandolins.
Marsha
@MarshaMusselman (38663)
• Midland, Michigan
13 Feb 19
Unfortunately, yes, I've bought a few things while seeing infomercials on TV. Maybe that is why we don't have a current bill for watching tv, lol. Some of what I've purchased were good products, but most of them I barely used. I get the one for cannabis oil probably every day.