Forget about Abbey or Ann Landers, DEAR ANDY

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Do you read the newspaper and ever read the advice column with Dear Abbey or Ann Landers who gave their sound advice to others who would write for good advice to solve personal relationship problems? Well, this is a satirical approach to my version of it and I call it - DEAR ANDY. Enjoy. DEAR ANDY My boy friend gets drunk sometimes and last night he and I got into an argument about his drinking and he slapped me on my face. What should I do, wait a few days and see if he apologizes or file a law suit against him for assault? Dear person who asked this question. I am not you but if that happened to me I would have just slapped him back and then I would break up with him. Of course, this is make believe. If DEAR ANDY were in the newspaper column under ADVICE - ANDY might have answered it that way.