Vanny has won the battle. But I will win the war.

@TheHorse (77688)
Walnut Creek, California
January 11, 2019 8:19pm CST
Vanny (@Vandana7) has decided to take eons to get my latest YouTube video posted. As President of India, I see it as a passive-aggressive act, designed to undermine my power and lead to my fall in the next election (and my fall as a YouTube musician). She also challenged the cleanliness of my pillowcases, claiming that they were more "dull" than they should be. To prove her wrong, I soaked them (all four) in Oxyclean, my goal being to prove to her that my body secretes only ambrosia and nectar, and that my pillow cases are as clean as driven snow. I attach a photo that shows how clean my pillow cases were when soaked in Oxyclean. I would drink that water over ice, wouldn't you? OK, maybe Vanny has won this battle, but I shall win the war. She is evil.
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@Namelesss (1921)
• Thomasville, Georgia
12 Jan
Vanny, no way, remember she is only evil on the inside Remind me to never drink ice water over at your place.
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@TheHorse (77688)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan
But look at the lovely colour!
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@andriaperry (67134)
• Anniston, Alabama
12 Jan
LOL
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@TheHorse (77688)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan
@andriaperry I thought that the British spelling might make it look more tasty.
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@JudyEv (147789)
• Bunbury, Australia
12 Jan
No way would I drink that water, no matter what it was over.
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@TheHorse (77688)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan
Not even over ice? Remember that I secrete only ambrosia and nectar.
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@JudyEv (147789)
• Bunbury, Australia
12 Jan
@TheHorse The colour of that water doesn't look like ambrosia and/or nectar to me.
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@TheHorse (77688)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan
@JudyEv And where have you seen the colors of ambrosia and nectar described?
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@andriaperry (67134)
• Anniston, Alabama
12 Jan
Oh No! not my friend @Vandana7 she would never be so mean to tell you that your pillow cases are nasty.
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@TheHorse (77688)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan
I would not have thought so.
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@vandana7 (69281)
• India
12 Jan
Try me. With Pony only my mean nature surfaces.
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@TheHorse (77688)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan
@vandana7 But...how can this be?
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@RasmaSandra (21987)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
12 Jan
More power to you.
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@TheHorse (77688)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan
Vanny's fangs must be removed.
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@vandana7 (69281)
• India
12 Jan
How mean!!!!!!
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@TheHorse (77688)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan
@vandana7 I was destined for Priesthood until I met you.
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@WiseGhots (2972)
12 Jan
Maybe, more power in your hands?
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@TheHorse (77688)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan
Because of the beauty of my secretions?
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@WiseGhots (2972)
12 Jan
@TheHorse Yeah.
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@TheHorse (77688)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan
@WiseGhots I like that idea.
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@wolfgirl569 (16325)
• Marion, Ohio
12 Jan
I wish you luck but I am rooting for her seeing that water.
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@TheHorse (77688)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan
You are evil. Vanny seeks to destroy me.
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@wolfgirl569 (16325)
• Marion, Ohio
12 Jan
@TheHorse That has been my nickname forever I might as well live by it.
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@TheHorse (77688)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan
@wolfgirl569 Vanny doesn't respond to me anymore. She has disappeared.
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@LadyDuck (195489)
• Switzerland
12 Jan
I will let you drink that water as much as you want. If you offer me a whisky, no ice and no water for me, thanks.
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@vandana7 (69281)
• India
12 Jan
My Anna... Me too...he is dehydrated...anything should do.
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@LadyDuck (195489)
• Switzerland
12 Jan
@vandana7 Only a man without water in the desert would drink that "brew".
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@vandana7 (69281)
• India
12 Jan
@LadyDuck You mean I need to dump him in desert? I am willing.
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@Nevena83 (10234)
• Serbia
12 Jan
Hmmm ... I did not understand this post at all.
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@vandana7 (69281)
• India
12 Jan
Pony wants to drink the water after washing his pillow covers, should he, or should he not. Yes or no. I say yes. We will at least know how human digestive system reacts to it.
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@Nevena83 (10234)
• Serbia
12 Jan
@vandana7 Hmmm ... I would not drink that water.
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@TheHorse (77688)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan
I'll let @Vandana7 explain it to you. Heh.
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@just4him (136610)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
12 Jan
Vanny has proven herself again. I hope you win the war, but I won't hold my breath. She has many ways you know not of.
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@vandana7 (69281)
• India
12 Jan
And you too Valerie!!! Sigh...I thought you were more of my friend than Pony's...sigh..
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@TheHorse (77688)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan
She brags about her fangs, but I secretly fear her other powers.
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@vandana7 (69281)
• India
12 Jan
@TheHorse Which one is that..
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@xander6464 (7888)
• Wapello, Iowa
12 Jan
As President Of India (Namaste!), I think you are exercising great restraint in not using nukes.
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@vandana7 (69281)
• India
12 Jan
Ah....you forget, it is Prime Minister who has to use restraint.
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• Wapello, Iowa
12 Jan
@vandana7 Does the Prime Minister have the final word on everything?
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@TheHorse (77688)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan
I will consult with my Secretary of War, Vanny.
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@vandana7 (69281)
• India
12 Jan
Hello, it has already left my desk within 2 hrs after you wrote "brilliant". And I will win both battle and war Pony. I am just habituated to winning. LOL.
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@TheHorse (77688)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan
Let's see what happens. Does DJ need to be captured and interrogated?
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@vandana7 (69281)
• India
13 Jan
@TheHorse She said 16th.
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@TheHorse (77688)
• Walnut Creek, California
13 Jan
@vandana7 Sigh.
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@Hannihar (49358)
14 Jan
@TheHorse Is this serious or are you both joking? Are you fighting over pillow cases or what?
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@TheHorse (77688)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jan
Um, you'll have to make the call. She's been nicer since I made her Secretary of War. I am President of India, you know.
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@Hannihar (49358)
14 Jan
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@TheHorse (77688)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jan
@Hannihar Vanny is one of my best MyLot buddies. If we did not constantly give each other a hard time, I'm sure we'd both worry that the other was either ill or had gone mad.
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• United States
14 Jan
I am just curious but Vanny lives with you or not ? It seems her input on things like your pillowcases is a personal issue …