Vanny has won the battle. But I will win the war.
By The Horse
Walnut Creek, California
January 11, 2019 8:19pm CST
Vanny (@Vandana7) has decided to take eons to get my latest YouTube video posted. As President of India, I see it as a passive-aggressive act, designed to undermine my power and lead to my fall in the next election (and my fall as a YouTube musician). She also challenged the cleanliness of my pillowcases, claiming that they were more "dull" than they should be. To prove her wrong, I soaked them (all four) in Oxyclean, my goal being to prove to her that my body secretes only ambrosia and nectar, and that my pillow cases are as clean as driven snow. I attach a photo that shows how clean my pillow cases were when soaked in Oxyclean. I would drink that water over ice, wouldn't you? OK, maybe Vanny has won this battle, but I shall win the war. She is evil.
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