Taming the Monster

By MrsJ
Belews Creek, North Carolina
April 5, 2019 9:38am CST
Two weeks ago a very large package was left my front porch. In anticipation of a visit to my home, my sister had ordered two 36 yard rolls of quilt bat and had them delivered to my home (my Canadian family regularly has items delivered to my address since many companies either don’t ship to Canada or charge astronomical rates). The large package was stood on end in a corner of my great room and received a few “what the heck is that” comments. My sister arrived and we decided it was time to separate the two rolls. As we slid the packaging down the batting started to fluff and we had a bit of a challenge putting one of the rolls back it the plastic bag so my sister’s husband could stow it in their vehicle. The roll destined to remain at my house was returned to the corner and we all watched in amazement as it continued to grow. Over the course of several days, it increased in size until it occupied a volume nearly four times its original size. This has presented a unique challenge; where on earth was I going to store this behemoth. I thought about it and then decided that some sort of girdle was called for. The final result probably has more resemblance to a corset but the end result is the same. The monstrous roll of quilt bat has been reduced to a size that is a little more manageable. The next challenge is going to be when I need to release it to cut a piece for a project. I’ll cross that bridge when I get to it!
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@teenal (1400)
• Dublin, Ireland
5 Apr 19
You coild squeeze it into one of those storage bags that you suck all the air out of that you get for storing duvets. That would reduce its size until it is needed
• Belews Creek, North Carolina
5 Apr 19
Except those bags are much too small. This roll has enough filling for more than 12 large quilts.
@porwest (78759)
• United States
7 Apr 19
Somehow I have this image of you cutting open this behemoth and it expanding quite rapidly, plastering you to a back wall somewhere in the room screaming for someone to free you from the ensnaring quilt bat.
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@porwest (78759)
• United States
7 Apr 19
@SophiaMorros Very good to know.
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• Belews Creek, North Carolina
7 Apr 19
Luckily for me, it expanded slowly else you may well have been right!
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• Valdosta, Georgia
5 Apr 19
Well, where there is a will there is a way!
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• United States
5 Apr 19
I'm having a hard time wrapping my mind around why it increased in volume so significantly. I thought that batting was a sheet like thing that you could cut to the length you need and insert into a quilt?
• Belews Creek, North Carolina
5 Apr 19
Batting is the "fluff" that goes in the middle of a quilt. It's kind of like a very thin pillow. 36 yards on a roll can grow a lot if it had all the air sucked out of it.
• United States
6 Apr 19
@SophiaMorros Oh okay I see. So each roll was 36 yards each?
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• Belews Creek, North Carolina
7 Apr 19
@ScribbledAdNauseum yes. I need to get busy on some quilts!
@Tampa_girl7 (49104)
• United States
5 Apr 19
I remember reading about this in one of your sisters discussions.
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@just4him (306904)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
7 Apr 19
I'm glad you were able to tame the monster. You do have a challenge on your hands when you release it.
@Juliaacv (48526)
• Canada
5 Apr 19
I think that you should have given a name to the beast, its just too big not to have a name.
@LadyDuck (458976)
• Switzerland
5 Apr 19
I have seen that also your sister had troubles with the monster. The "corset" at least is keeping the monster contained.
@simone10 (54189)
• Louisville, Kentucky
6 Apr 19
It's huge! I can see how it would be hard to store.
@Morleyhunt (21736)
• Canada
6 Apr 19
I'm glad you tamed the monster. Mine is still in the original package awaiting my new sewing room. I've already thought a great deal about the corset I hope to make for my bale.
@JudyEv (326093)
• Rockingham, Australia
6 Apr 19
It looks like you have it trussed up nicely for the moment.