10 most annoying things...

one is my rigidness

Waiting for a person who has not made up in time.

1. Ashlee Simpson Lyp-Synch Hysteria:. For one: if you spell your name with two "e"s at the end, you should be quartered in front of your kin and sold as sausage. For two: never blame the band for the fact that you can't or won't sing;singing being the only job you've ever had. 2. Michael Jackson. What is wrong with this horse-faced, forced albino-head muck-about? I never thought I'd see a pedophile in Nazi garb and cheap Elvis shades jump on top of a limo and wave to an adoring crowd of people who need to be neutered immediately. 3. Have you noticed that during his entire Career, Bush has yet to say "tsunami?" Maybe this doesn't belong here, but think about it. That bastard is afraid to say "tsunami." Perhaps if we disguised the word as a pizza, he'd learn right quick. Commandments Forgotten But Not Gone 5. Car bombs. Get a new gig, already. 6. I thank God, every day, that Martha Stewart is safely behind bars and unable to force those horrible drapery and cranberry vinaigrette tips down my precious throat. 7. Look guys, Dr. Phil is a big fat bastard. He will not be able to council you on weight loss, healthy eating, or scoring lingerie models. This is just the way things are. 8. Where are Osma Bin Laden and Robert Blake? 9. Abstinence is the way! What the hell happened to the early ë90s? Where did all that education go? Now we're back on breeding terms. Great. More of them. 10. I wonder what North Korea's up to this week-end.