Everyone But Me (MyLot Exclusive #424)

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"May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future." ----Irish Blessing Did you know that 13 million pints of Guinness will be consumed today? That's about $5.3 billion dollars worth. Despite many long hard seconds of intensely thorough research, I couldn't find any data on any of the other popular St. Patrick's Day beverages. Or on any of the foods that are popularly eaten today. So I have to conclude that everyone is drinking Guinness and not eating or drinking anything else. Except me. I don't like Guinness---I'm not going to tell you what I am drinking because I'm already going to get enough hate mail for not liking Guinness. And I am eating. Corned beef and cabbage. So I must be the exception that proves the rule. The Irish Rovers - The Unicorn Song