Joke: Worries about mad cow disease
By zgb_0001
@zgb_0001 (1381)
Pakistan
November 30, 2006 5:43pm CST
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.
The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."
The other cow replies, "I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."
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1 response
@anjuscor (1266)
• India
26 Jan 07
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