It's St. Patrick's Day, 2022, Ya Beatniks! (MyLot Exclusive #894)
By Greg
@xander6464 (40884)
Wapello, Iowa
March 17, 2022 11:52am CST
Imagine if we were all magical leprechauns, and every wish ever made on a four-leaf clover obliged us to help others obtain their wishes. Now imagine if people simply lived like this were true.
-----------------------------Richelle E. Goodrich
If you're wondering why I'm wearing my third favorite green tux with my first favorite genuine imitation diamond "Kiss Me, I'm Irish" cufflinks, wonder no more.
It's because Mabel, the proprietor of Mabel's Dry Cleaning & Live Bait Shop, still has my first and second favorite green tux's in her possession and refuses to release them. Along with my favorite black tux. Because of something that didn't happen except in her imagination and if it did happen, it was totally not my fault.
It's also, to a lesser degree, because it's St. Patrick's Day.
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@RebeccasFarm (86767)
• United States
17 Mar 22
Oh I tell you. I am having the time of life here.
Possible 15 inches of cold wet freezing ice and snow in Denver.
The worst of St Patricks Day ever.
For company, I am having me a toddie of Brendans Irish Cream.
What you havin'?
You in your green tux?
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@RebeccasFarm (86767)
• United States
17 Mar 22
@xander6464 Its a freaking shite storm here..ice and snow galore..meanwhile I am dancing in the kitchen to Disco Inferno
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@xander6464 (40884)
• Wapello, Iowa
17 Mar 22
@RebeccasFarm That's a good way to handle it.
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Lo lo girl
And Ol Dirty Bastich Brooklyn
@FourWalls (62233)
• United States
17 Mar 22
Does your friendly ex-postal employee named Karen need to go see her?????????
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@FourWalls (62233)
• United States
17 Mar 22
@xander6464 — and I have a couple of Italian friends I’ll bring along, just for good measure.
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@xander6464 (40884)
• Wapello, Iowa
17 Mar 22
@FourWalls Good. Italian friends can be extremely useful.
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@xander6464 (40884)
• Wapello, Iowa
17 Mar 22
That just might help. I think it could be a productive visit.
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