It's Hard Monday, Ya Beatniks! (MyLot Exclusive #923)

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You know, I think our democracy is in trouble. Because unfortunately, we have charlatans like our former president, who doesn't in my view really care about democracy, but only about power. And as a result of that, it's tearing this country apart. --------------------------Judge Reggie Walton, at the conclusion of the third jury trial for a defendant charged in the Capitol assault. If I knew how to sugarcoat this, I would. But since I don't, I'll just give it to you straight: It just became even more illegal to be a Low Information Low-Class Poorly Educated Poorly Monetarily Endowed Undatable Racist White Christian Male in the Good Old US Of A. That's right. If you're currently wearing a MAGA cap with a matching "Alex Jones Is Right" t-shirt all capped off with a "Tucker Carlson IS A Journalist" button, you're being persecuted more than ever. You've already read how Judge Reggie Walton slandered and blasphemed (That means: To speak in a way that shows irreverence for God or something sacred : to utter blasphemy) your Lord Thy God, Donny J. Trump. And it just gets worse from there. Alex Jones has filed for bankruptcy. Real Journalist Tucker Carlson is being called a moron by everyone, including Kid Rock---So burn all your Kid Rock records tonight---For telling the truth about Declining Testosterone Levels and how to cure it with “Testicle Tanning”---“Testicle Tanning,” contrary to what the Fake News is trying to tell you, is no longer just something that Sex Workers charge extra for! It's a very valid medical treatment! I don't know if Dr. Oz has talked about it yet but you can bet he endorses it! There's plenty more, too. If bad news was water, you'd be up to your armpits in moisture. ************** HEALTH & FITNESS | APRIL 18, 2022 12:37 PM Men, Do Not Practice “Testicle Tanning” to Increase Testosterone Levels The suggestion came up during "The End of Men," a recent Tucker Carlson segment that the entire internet rightly mocked https://www.insidehook.com/daily_brief/health-and-fitness/testicle-tanning-testosterone-tucker-carlson? -------------------------- POLITICS Alex Jones’ Infowars files for bankruptcy following Sandy Hook lawsuits PUBLISHED MON, APR 18 2022 7:15 AM EDT https://www.cnbc.com/2022/04/18/alex-jones-infowars-files-for-bankruptcy-following-sandy-hook-lawsuits.html -------------------------- Judge Slams Trump For Taking Advantage Of Stupid People 26,639 viewsApr 18, 2022 Farron Balanced 226K subscribers