Who Needs Pardons When You Have Bears? (MyLot Exclusive #1053)

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I know that you, my 226.4 Billion Loyal Dedicated Daily Readers, responsibly finished all your Christmas shopping in January. So it may seem a bit rude when I tell you, "You're not done yet!" So I'm not going to. I'm just going to tell you that you have one more gift to buy. Specifically, a giant oversized teddy bear. For my friend and your favorite ex-one-term President, Glorious Leader Diaper Don Trump. I know you're saying, "Sir, I've already bought Dear Leader a present." That's fine but you still have to get him the yuge teddy bear. Now, you're saying, "Sir, what is he going to do with 226.4 Billion bigly teddy bears?" For the answer to that, read the article below. Or just the headline, cause it will tell you everything you need to know. SPOILER ALERT: He and his family and criminal friends are going to need a place to hide from the police. There aren't 226.4 Billion of them but the dishonest politically motivated fake police aren't going to search billions of bears to find the 70 or 80 that are hiding criminals. That's why he needs so many. And don't wait until Christmas. That might be too late. Send them now. If you're a Christmas Purist, call it an early Halloween or late birthday present (The LardFather's birthday was June 14). ************** Man Wiggled His Way Inside Girlfriend’s Giant Teddy Bear To Hide From Police Dwyer & Michaels Published: August 12, 2022