A Logical Explanation to What Happen to the Missing Contents of the 48 Classified Folders Found in Mar-a-Lago

Gismo Trump
@josie_ (9763)
Philippines
September 12, 2022 3:27am CST
Why has the Liberal press overblown the issue about missing "top secret" documents possibly in the hands of foreign adversaries of the US, simply because of those empty folders? They are creating unnecessary mass hysteria. I offer two credible possibilities to this mystery. 1. The Gremlins in Mar-a-Lago stole them. 2. Trump ate them. (the top secret papers not the gremlins) Let me explain If you saw the "Gremlins" movies, no need to explain #1 As to the second possibility, I recall Trump was alleged to have swallowed bits of paper that contain information he didn't want others to see. Aside from being a narcissist, he is also paranoid. You might ask why not flush them down the toilet. Didn't Trump once complain that you need to flush several times, maybe 10 or more times just to get it done? Unfortunately, unlike the content of papers, the folders were much stiffer and thicker. No amount of ketchup could have made them any more palatable. Had the FBI allowed Trump more time instead of swooping down his place, Trump could have eaten all the evidence and the US gov't sparred of all this trouble of prosecuting a former president since the top secret materials would defecately er...I mean definitely be beyond enemy hands.
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@arunima25 (85498)
• Bangalore, India
12 Sep 22
Trump, controversies, and conspiracy theory always go hand in hand. The truth might stay a mystery for a while But these theories do give world a lot to gossip about and stay entertained.
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@josie_ (9763)
• Philippines
12 Sep 22
Trump will always be good material for a laugh or two.
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@arunima25 (85498)
• Bangalore, India
12 Sep 22
@josie_ I agree.
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@porwest (78759)
• United States
12 Sep 22
The problem with all of this is that the FBI knew, long before the raid, that the documents were kept there. They were there, in fact, months before the raid, while Trump was present, who showed them where the documents were and what they were. He was cooperative, and was told by the FBI to simply put a better lock on the door, which he did. He also told the FBI at that time that if there was anything they needed to let him know, and if they wanted any documents he would hand them over. So, what the raid really is and was is simply another show to make it appear that Trump is up to no good. What the media also does not report is that every single president for years has taken documents, declassifying them before taking them, so that they could be submitted to the archives in their presidential libraries. In fact, Obama took millions of pages of classified documents he declassified before he took them. Meanwhile we still don't know what happened to those missing emails on Hillary Clinton's "secret" illegal server nor do we know what was going on with Hunter Biden nor the totality of what information is on that laptop that could implicate Joe Biden in illegal activities providing access to the White House while he was vice president in his dealings with Ukraine and China.
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@allknowing (130076)
• India
12 Sep 22
Nothing much has come out of it though.
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@allknowing (130076)
• India
13 Sep 22
@josie_ In that interview they compared our PM's situation where from 2002 the opposition was trying to send him to jail when he was a chief minister but he is exonerated - he is now the PM since 2014(lol)
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@josie_ (9763)
• Philippines
13 Sep 22
The investigation is ongoing. Maybe Trump will make history by being the first US president to go to jail.
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@josie_ (9763)
• Philippines
13 Sep 22
@allknowing Your PM Modi is doing a good job. Especially how he is facing up to the bully, China.
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• China
12 Sep 22
Don't know what lies behind the farce.Perhaps they want to prevent him from running for the presidency once again.
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@josie_ (9763)
• Philippines
12 Sep 22
I'm aware Trump is popular in China. But another 4 years of a Trump presidency would benefit totalitarian and/ or authoritarian regimes around the world since strong-man dictator-type rulers appeal to him.
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• China
12 Sep 22
@josie_ No,We have antipathy to him.He is an overbearing person and wags his tongue too freely.
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@josie_ (9763)
• Philippines
12 Sep 22
@changjiangzhibin89 Chinese prefer people who are subtle like the diplomat Kissinger.
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@LadyDuck (458934)
• Switzerland
12 Sep 22
Let me tell you, the gremlins ate the papers and Trump ate the gremlins, mystery solved.
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@LadyDuck (458934)
• Switzerland
12 Sep 22
@josie_ Every time you mention and "unusual animal" you hear "it tastes like chicken", surely it's not different for Gremlins, with a lot of ketchup he surely enjoyed them.
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@josie_ (9763)
• Philippines
12 Sep 22
That's also possible. Trump is such a glutton. He eats fried chicken by the buckets. I wonder how fried gremlins taste? Possibly just like chicken
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@Nakitakona (56302)
• Philippines
25 Sep 22
You're a good if not expert news analyst and opinion maker. I salute you for it seems your side is likely to be credible.
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@josie_ (9763)
• Philippines
25 Sep 22
I got a tip from the gremlins at Mar-a-Lago. You are aware this post is satirical?
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@Nakitakona (56302)
• Philippines
25 Sep 22
@josie_ Sorry. I'm not.
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@marguicha (215746)
• Chile
12 Sep 22
I would stick to the gremlin´s theory. They were too many papers to swallow without having a big tummy ache
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@josie_ (9763)
• Philippines
12 Sep 22
Trump has a big tummy. I'm sure he can accommodate them. Have you seen how he eats buckets of KFC?
@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
12 Sep 22
Occam's razor basically states that the simplest explanation is usually the correct one... So the gremlins probably ate them... Anything else is too complex for Trump to think of it.
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@josie_ (9763)
• Philippines
12 Sep 22
I hope Trump or one of his lawyers does not read this post. Hate to be a participant contributing to his defense. "The Gremlins did it".
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@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
12 Sep 22
@josie_ Since he doesn't have "lawyers", I don't think we need to worry about it.
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• Northampton, England
19 Sep 22
Missing Pictures of The Don in the shower with Russian ladies more like
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@josie_ (9763)
• Philippines
20 Sep 22
I hope Trump got rid of them. A gremlin in the shower with Russian ladies would be less nauseating compared to a frolicking tub of lard.