Your 2023 Horoscope (MyLot Exclusive #1193)

@xander6464 (40932)
Wapello, Iowa
January 30, 2023 9:24pm CST
Do you ever get the idea that the Universe is trying to tell you something? I do, all the time. Most of the time, it's frustrating because the messages seem to be coded to the point where I need clarification on what the message is and when the message appears to be clear, the Universe doesn't tell me exactly what to do. The current example I'm about to give you falls into both categories. Here, on the eve of my Birthday...As usual, due to the many unfair NDAs I was tricked into signing, I'm not allowed to tell you when it is. I can only mysteriously say that it falls sometime after February 1 but before February 3 and I'll be 29 this year. I suppose some of you Master Detectives out there will be able to work out the exact date but if you can't, don't worry. "The beginning of February," is close enough...We've had an abnormally high number of deaths. Cindy Williams and Lisa Loring are just the latest two in a January that has had a high-profile death about every two days. Right before my Birthday. Is that a message to me? If so, what does it mean exactly? I went to Trine Sextile, my Head Astrologer and Chief Executive Vice President In Charge Of Other Worldly Affairs, for help. And all she did was give me a report entitled, "Your 2023 Horoscope Is Here & It’s A Year For Personal Power." It's linked below and as usual, it includes all the Zodiac Signs but the only one that matters is Aquarius. I hope it helps you more than it did me. I still need more clarification. ************** Your 2023 Horoscope Is Here & It’s A Year For Personal Power LISA STARDUST LAST UPDATED DECEMBER 27, 2022, 6:00 AM
https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2022/12/11227376/yearly-horoscope-2023?utm_campaign=230130-horoscopes-2023&utm_content=everywhere&utm_medium=editorial&utm_source=email#slide-11
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@LadyDuck (460122)
• Switzerland
31 Jan 23
As I have my crystal ball in front of me, I can see that your birthday is on Candlemas Day (your Groundhog Day). We traditional prepare crêpes to celebrate and I will not miss to make crêpes also this year.
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@xander6464 (40932)
• Wapello, Iowa
31 Jan 23
That was some good detective work. But when the Men In Black show up, make sure you tell them you figured it out by yourself, with no help from me. I love Crêpes. Especially on my birthday.
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@LadyDuck (460122)
• Switzerland
1 Feb 23
@xander6464 I will tell nothing to the Men in Black, better to be careful with them. I love crêpes any time of the year, even during summer. Happy Birthday for tomorrow, a February Aquarius is a lot better than a January Aquarius.
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@xander6464 (40932)
• Wapello, Iowa
1 Feb 23
@LadyDuck You have to be very careful with the Men In Black. And firm. Tell them you know nothing and they have to leave. If you don't, they'll sit on your couch and stay there forever, monopolizing the television set, eating all your food and drinking all your liquor. All Aquarians are great but you're right, February Aquarians are the best.
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@FayeHazel (40246)
• United States
1 Feb 23
Happy birthday eve eve... 1/31 is *my* birthday eve, thankyouverymuch, which makes it your birthday eve, eve :-) And yes, I think Aquarius is the bestest sign too, Aquarian
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@xander6464 (40932)
• Wapello, Iowa
1 Feb 23
Happy Birthday! If I weren't so humbly nonegotistical, I'd agree with you.
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@xander6464 (40932)
• Wapello, Iowa
5 Feb 23
@FayeHazel Did I tell you I was born at around 2 AM, so I am very close to Feb 1?
@FayeHazel (40246)
• United States
5 Feb 23
@xander6464 Thanks! And happy belated birthday to you, the best almost-birthday-twin anyone could have.
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