It's Friday, Ya Beatniks! (MyLot Exclusive #1333)

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Before we get any deeper into this Fractious Friday, I need to tell you that the Failing New York Times is fakely and dishonestly saying that yesterday's Posts are late. They think that just because they don't know what day it is, no one else does, either. Thursday's Posts are right on time, right where and when you expect them to be, i.e., a few days after Thursday. I won't dignify their woke unfair confusion with further comment. Moving right along, The MyLot Symphony Band is still on vacation at the palatial Do Wah Diddy YWCA. Phil Harris, their fearless leader, sent me a postcard that I'd like to share with you. Nothing's written on it---Cause Phil doesn't know how to write---but it does have an interesting picture that you can see if you visit my MyLot AfterDark Channel. Filling in for them is The Rolling Scones. Brie, my favorite Upstairs Pastry Chef and Chief Executive Vice President In Charge Of Upstairs After Dinner Affairs, requested them because they are her favorite group---Don't tell Phil and the rest of the boys in the MyLot Symphony Band because they're sensitive. With that in mind, let's go to Wednesday, May 20, 1964---The Greatest Year Ever---, and see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Song For Today is. After the way the Failing New York Times has misled and deceived you this week, you deserve to go relax in Vegas for a while with Elvis and Ann-Margret. Ann isn't in this scene but she is there in spirit. Wearing Go-Go Boots. Get those stakes up higher! ************** Elvis Presley - Viva las vegas HD