I See London, I see ADS
By Jim Bauer
@porwest (78759)
United States
March 21, 2024 3:59pm CST
Of underwear. All over my screen. Whitey tighties. Boxers. Bikini briefs. I am inundated.
Of course, I did it to myself. I wrote a post about buying a pack of underwear the other day and now it seems the algorithm is convinced I am still in the market.
Besides not wanting to see as many half naked men as I have seen up to now, it's kind of depressing. They all have nice abs, look fit and well...
You know. Even the bunch of bananas on my counter can't compare.
I already bought them, algorithm guy. The underwear. I don't need them now. Can you please just go back to the available lonely Asian women? I am not in the market for them either, but I'd rather see them than buff, half nude men!
Unless you want to sell me a mirror that lies.
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6 responses
@marguicha (215978)
• Chile
21 Mar
That´s one of the things I most hate about computers. It is that they are unable to understand that I´m not interested in something any longer or that I was never really interested. They are worse that those door to door salesmen of the old movies.
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@akalinus (40640)
• United States
21 Mar
The other day, my friend and I discussed the time her dog got dog-napped and this lady wanted money to get her back. She sent a letter alleging neglect. Anyway, we finally got her back after the cops saw the dog in the woman's garage.
The next morning, the incident was on my to-do list with instructions to put in more details. Is someone writing a book, or what?
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@porwest (78759)
• United States
22 Mar
@akalinus Not only that, but he's listening even when you are not on your phone. You just need to be near it. It hears everything you say. It's a wonder even the people who have those Alexas in their house don't realize it also hears everything.
Someone said to me once, "It only hears you when call its name."
I asked, "What does it do when it's waiting to hear its name?" I got a blank stare, so I answered for them. "Listening."
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@LindaOHio (157505)
• United States
22 Mar
I'm tired of seeing the foreign brides too. And I'm heterosexual. Have a good weekend.
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