Overpriced Scam Bibles (MyLot Exclusive #1566)
By Greg
@xander6464 (40884)
Wapello, Iowa
March 26, 2024 6:09pm CST
Now that Criminal Defendant Trump is selling Bibles, Moses Pray must be spinning in his grave. Because Donny is giving Bible-selling conmen everywhere a bad name.
#Moses: I got scruples too, you know. You know what that is? Scruples?
#Addie Loggins: No, I don’t know what it is, but if you got 'em, it’s a sure bet they belong to somebody else!
I don't yet have a grave to spin in, so I'm just proud of Donny. Now that he sells Bibles, Shoes, Ties, Shirts, Hats and many other things, he's just like Amazon.
Well, if Amazon only sold worthless junk and had less money than Moses Pray and was up to its' neck in financial and legal problems and it was run by a pretend rather than a real billionaire ((Jeff Bezos is a horrible human being but he is a real billionaire)), he'd be just like them...But "A" for effort!
I'm also wondering if the Trump Bible has only 6 Revised Commandments.
The one about Adultery has to go.
And the one about Stealing.
And the one about Bearing False Witness Against Your Neighbor.
And the one about Covetting. Especially when it comes to one's own daughter.
And "You shall make no idols," will have to have be changed to, "You shall make no idols, except Trump Signs."
"Keep the Sabbath day holy," will be changed to, "Keep the Sabbath day 18 holy, unless you're too poor to play golf, in which case, you have to work. We aren't running a charity here!"
I bet these overpriced Bibles will turn everything around for him and he'll have the $175 Million he needs in no time...We'll see in nine days...And hopefully, we won't see another ten day extension.
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@NJChicaa (116019)
• United States
27 Mar
The MAGA cult members who need the money more than Trump does will blindly send it to him. Trump isn't some devout person. He held a Bible up upside down for a photo op and could only say that his favorite Bible verse was 2 Corinthans without any further detail.
The grifter is now welling $60 MAGA bibles. Anyone who buys them seriously deserves to go bankrupt. Seriously? Trump branded Bibles? He isn't religious. H has broken the Ten Commandments at least twice off the top of my head (adultery and coveting another).
Amazing that those idiots will still send him $$$.
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@xander6464 (40884)
• Wapello, Iowa
27 Mar
I bet he will pose with one of these Bibles upside down.
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@FourWalls (62200)
• United States
27 Mar
Harry Anderson used to end his comedy/magic show with the phrase, "A fool and his money were lucky to get together in the first place."
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@xander6464 (40884)
• Wapello, Iowa
27 Mar
@FourWalls Harry Anderson used to end his comedy/magic show with the phrase, "A fool and his money were lucky to get together in the first place."
-----------I miss him. When I get invited to Night Court (They call it a Summons but that's just fancy legal talk for invitation) I don't even bother going because it just isn't fun anymore.
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@FourWalls (62200)
• United States
27 Mar
Is he autographing them?
I swear if he could find the phone number to hell he’d call and volunteer to be the antichrist.
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@xander6464 (40884)
• Wapello, Iowa
27 Mar
That's a good question. I bet he will autograph them at his rally. For an extra charge, of course.
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@Orson_Kart (6114)
• United Kingdom
27 Mar
I know he has to come up with millions in a short time, so I guess a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do. However, he needs to sell a lot of these bibles to get the money he needs. I would have thought that most people in America would already have a bible. Why would you need another, especially at that price. He’s getting increasingly desperate.
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@xander6464 (40884)
• Wapello, Iowa
27 Mar
He's getting really desperate. I wonder how those Bibles are selling. I'd like to see the sales figures.
@xander6464 (40884)
• Wapello, Iowa
27 Mar
I wonder what's going to be next. A Trump lingerie line, maybe?
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@xander6464 (40884)
• Wapello, Iowa
27 Mar
@MarieCoyle Now that you mention it. he probably would enjoy it.
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@MarieCoyle (28636)
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27 Mar
@xander6464
OMG NO!
Don't give him any ideas, he would love to have his name/logo/picture on lingerie!
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@RasmaSandra (73472)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
26 Mar
Things just seem to get stranger and stranger. Reminds me of a scene from a horror film The Haunting where a book was found that a guy created for his little daughter that told about all the punishments that happen if one sins and about the tortures of Hell
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@xander6464 (40884)
• Wapello, Iowa
27 Mar
That sounds like a good scene. I should look that movie up.
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