It's Wonderific Wednesday, Ya Beatniks! (MyLot Exclusive #1574)

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Do you remember when the Trump-Hating Commie Liberal newspaper editor, publisher, and founder & editor of the New-York Tribune, Horace Greeley said, "Go Woke, young lady, go Woke. There is health in the Country of Wokeness, and room away from our crowds of idlers and imbeciles known as MAGA. There's also money there. You're likely to become a billionaire?" Taylor Swift does. As do countless other Angry Young Women. Do you remember the Good Old Days when Indicted Felon Trump only had to worry about Angry Black Women? Those days are gone. Now it's all Angry Women. Old, young, Black, White and every other color. It's so unfair! And Taylor Swift is one of their most prominent and egregious leaders. Did you see how she brazenly went Woke and made a billion dollars last year while Criminal Defendant Trump was broke and desperately begging his destitute followers for pocket change, while saying, "Go Woke, Go Broke?" On top of that, she convinced millions of new voters to register for the first time, while being mean to El Presidente Supremo Trump ((Do you like that title? Mexico paid for it)). Then, just this week, while Defendant Trump was busy losing $1 Billion in one day, she got her own SiriusXM Channel (("Taylor Swift Is Getting a Whole SiriusXM Channel Dedicated to Her — and It's Channel 13, Obviously," (Article Linked Below)). Did she insist that Defendant Trump also get his own Channel? NO! Did she prop up Truth Social by buying a billion dollars worth of it to spare Defendant Trump some further humiliation? NO! Did she bother to even thank Defendant Trump for making her a billionaire by signing the "Let's Make Taylor Swift Rich" Bill into law? NO! Did she hire Devon Nunes, Wes Moss and Andy Litinsky when she had the chance? NO! She left those incompetent losers unemployed so they could get jobs at Truth Social and ruin it! #AllTheBestPeopleAreADeep StatePlot! For all these reasons, and many others, Defendant Trump is going to sue Taylor Swift. Right after he mops the floor with ABC and George Stephanopoulos! The same way he defeated Hillary in court! Get ready, folks! Trump V. Swift is going to be bigger and far more important than Roe V. Wade. Donoghue V. Stevenson. International Shoe Co. V. Washington. And Mayberry V. Madison ((That was the famous case where Deputy Barney Fife, on behalf of the City Of Mayberry, sued Edna Madison for parking too long in front of the drug store and poking fun at him for keeping his bullet in his pocket. Trump V. Swift is going to be as important to law students as Two Corinthians is to Theology Students! Believe me! ************** Taylor Swift Is Getting a Whole SiriusXM Channel Dedicated to Her — and It's Channel 13, Obviously Story by Kirsty Hatcher 1d 3 min read