It's Friday, Ya Beatniks! (MyLot Exclusive #1583)

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The most notable feature of this Fractious Friday here in the Neon Fun Jungle is a Cat 2 Skirt Alert ((Wind Speed 25 MPH, 40 KPH)). You might be tempted to have a Skirt Lifter, one of the Signature Cocktails Fifi, my favorite Upstairs Sommelier and Chief Executive Vice President In Charge Of Alcoholic Affairs, is making this evening. She says, "They are a vibrant blend of vodka, gin, peach schnapps, and lemonade. They're like a refreshing breeze on a sunny day!" It's a great name and an even better theme but Just Say No. Because she deceptively left, "WARNING! These things are undrinkable because they contain gin!" out of the description. She just snuck the gin in there, hoping you wouldn't notice until it's too late. So, instead, have a TbSkirtAlert Elixir. They are a TbSkirtAlert Iris ((Which, I'm told, is a real flower of some kind)) inspired mix of Hibiscus-Infused Vodka, Elderflower Liqueur, lemon juice and sparkling water and they taste terrible, too, but at least she didn't put gin in them. With that in mind, let's go to 1986, and see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Song For Today is. ************** Pete Townshend - Slit Skirts (live1986)