Snappy The Crime Turtle / myLot

April 29, 2024 8:04am CST

McGruff The Crime Dog, alas, fell afoul of the law and is currently serving 16 years in prison (true story, Google the name John Morales). In his place, I would like to nominate Snappy the Snapping Turtle as The Crime Turtle, who will help you take a bite out of crime - or anything else that comes near. I would suggest what is really needed is a Crime Cat, but we are all too busy napzing.

McGruff The Crime Dog Has Been In Prison For A Decade

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Proving that irony isn't dead, anti-crime PSA mascot McGruff the Crime Dog actor has been enjoying life behind bars for a wild reason.

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Heather Echola

@GardenGerty (157837)

• United States

30 Apr

The more bites they take out of crime the better I like it.

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marguicha

@marguicha (216271)

• Chile

29 Apr

John Morales did not seem to understand what he was saying.

I don´t understand how he tried to plead innocent.

We need real crime dogs and turtles in my country. Things are getting out of hand and I´m in jail in my own house out of fear.

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Amber

@AmbiePam (85898)

• United States

29 Apr

Holy crap. He sounds like he started his own militia. The pot is the only thing that wouldn’t scare me.

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Four Walls

@FourWalls (62666)

• United States

29 Apr

Crime cats would be a good idea! Instead of a loud burglar alarm, just have a can opener. No lethal weapons, either, just spray tuna juice on the criminal’s face and let the claws do the rest!! Doesn’t Snappy own a pizza chain?

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Juliaacv

@Juliaacv (48595)

• Canada

29 Apr

That is a nasty looking old snapper, you keep your distance Scar. In the meantime we will continue to look to you to be our (unofficial) Crime Cat.

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Judy Evans

@JudyEv (326581)

• Rockingham, Australia

30 Apr

That's pretty ironic. A snapping turtle seems a good idea.

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BarBaraPrz

@BarBaraPrz (45655)

• St. Catharines, Ontario

29 Apr

How come I've never heard of McGruff? Oh yeah, I don't watch TV.

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rebelann1949

@rebelann (111407)

• El Paso, Texas

29 Apr

I'll bet snappy won't be as crooked as mcgruff.

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Sabrina Traversa

@sabtraversa (13084)

• Italy

29 Apr

Reminds me of people who decide to study psychology and become psychologists because they want to understand and treat their own mental issues first. But having a snapping turtle talk about crime prevention is like having a snake talk about deadly sins. What a menacing look! Approved.