More from the EVIL mind of the Bear Artist Lady

United States
May 14, 2024 12:29pm CST
I got the loaf of bread into the bread machine. I set it on timer so that it will drive not only the inspectors but the other "inmates', sigh, okay-residents, nuts. Nothing starts a person drooling like a loaf of bread baking!!! The neighbor man that is causing all the problems isn't on a restricted diet, he's really gonna miss out, I was going to give the finished loaf away to some lucky stiff...nothing like a fresh piping hot loaf of homemade bread and butter!!! I got up this morning and threw on my clothes and got started on the apartment. It was useless going to bed last night. First off the neighbors were up and partying until after 1 a.m.. Then when I finally got to sleep I dreamed I was fighting little old men. That neighbor did a really good job to say the least, I think I figured out his complaint, the neighbor next to me has a rather tough looking gentleman come by once a week, and it could have been that gentleman that got into the argument with the neighbor. But as it stands it's going to take a LOT to change my mind about shutting out the place, especially since the old Fa*t is going around spreading that my guest threatened to fight him!!! I still can't quite figure out why he doesn't like me and hasn't from the day I moved in, and how come he comes up with these false accusations. Oh well, the bread should start up soon, and the smell of bread kneading and baking should brighten my mood...I think. I've been considering running away and living under an over pass, except it's a bit tough with a prissy Siamese and a spoiled Ginger Tabby. To the rest of "MyLot Land", have a wonderful Tuesday and do something special to treat yourself. If I had a basement I would treat myself to being hidden in it.
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@celticeagle (160560)
• Boise, Idaho
15 May
I remember having loud neighbors. Even the one that just left who had about 7 kids was quieter. I remember when I was about 30-40 years younger I made everything from scratch. Even bread and didn't use a machine. If I had any problems my grandmother was still alive and she would help me out.
• United States
15 May
I made my first loaves of bread when I was 14 years old. It was on a Saturday and I got everything set up. Mom was practicing the organ and I was kneading the dough. She looked over at me and asked what I was doing. I told her and she advised me not to be disappointed if it turned out not fit to bury. Well I followed the instructions and had two of the most beautiful loaves of bread... my parents ate one that afternoon, commenting on how great it was (I managed to get a slice somehow, without losing a hand). Needless to say I was commissioned to make bread at least twice a month. Mom and I decided on a bread maker when they came out. We both loved homemade bread but had a lot to do around the house after father passed away and I moved in to help with the place. It was wonderful because we would set it up the night before and we had fresh bread for breakfast. Now, because of the injuries from my last job, I can't make bread the old-fashioned way, though I would love to.
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@celticeagle (160560)
• Boise, Idaho
17 May
@BearArtistLady .......I used to help my grandmother on baking day. She would make 4-5 loaves of bread and some biscuits once a week. Always smelled so good. My Uncle Fred would just happen to show up about that time. Grandma would fix him a thick slice of bread with real butter and honey on it just out of the oven.
@wolfgirl569 (97058)
• Marion, Ohio
15 May
Sorry you are being kept awake. Hope the bread made you feel better
• United States
15 May
It was okay, but my neighbor friend absolutely loved it!!!! That made me feel a LOT better, if I can make someone feel good then I feel better.
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@kaylachan (59522)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
14 May
Haha.... hiding in a basment. Good one.
• United States
15 May
I did that to my "Ex" when we lived in Montana. I found a really great hiding spot and he came down stairs to the basement looking for me. He turned his back on me and I jumped out, grabbed him, and said loudly "Gottcha". Uhhhhh, he jumped 6 feet and peed his pants!!!