Joke of the Day
December 2, 2006 11:57am CST
Wouldn't be interesting to tell a joke every day? I can't wait to hear yours... Here's the first one: Two Alligators Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I cain't unnerstand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids...I just don't get it.""Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin' boy?""Lawyers, same as you," replied the small 'gator."Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?""Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot of that law firm.""Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?""Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the poop out of 'em, and eat 'em!""Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the poop out of a lawyer, there ain't nothin' left but lips and a briefcase."
2 Dec 06
I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type. In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dog laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man. "That's the most amazing thing I've seen," I said. "That dog really seemed to enjoy the film." The man turned to me and said, "Yeah, it is. He hated the book."
28 Dec 06
Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced "One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don't worry we have three engines left". Thirty minutes later, the captain announced "One more engine has failed and the flight will be two hours longer. But don't worry we have two engines left". An hour later the capain announced "One more engine has failed and the flight will be three hours longer. But don't worry we have one engine left". One blonde looked at the other the other blonde and said "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day"