Interesting Question: Car or Vodka?
@thoughtprocess (2209)
United States
September 15, 2006 5:53pm CST
Picture it: A boy finds a magic bag of kitten brains on the walk home from school. The bag belongs to Mr. Champion, who has five dogs. The boy decides to ask his mother for help, but she is missing for the day. Instead, he goes to Aunt Missy, who has a drinking problem. Her car is dead, however, and the mailman won't stop ringing the doorbell. Question: Should Mr. Champion buy Aunt Missy a Ford Taurus, or a bottle of vodka?
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@sedel1027 (17846)
• Cupertino, California
16 Sep 06
Why would Mr. Champion buy the Aunt anything? If the kid knews the brains (ew) were magical, he would keep them and use him them to buy everyone around him whatever he wanted. If Mr. Champion buys the aunt anything, it should be the booze so that she forgets about the magical brains and doesn't try to steal them for personal use.
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