Spellin' - JOKE (Mature Content)

@lenywp (1965)
Australia
December 4, 2006 4:11am CST
This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence. 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody. 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good. 3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my biatch rectum both. 4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. 5. Peni$ - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said peni$. 6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bull****, that watch israel." 7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine. 8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?"she say "fortify." Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word.... Today's word is: "OMELETTE" Let us use it in a sentence. "I should pop yo as$ fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
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@BELMCstar (1343)
• Australia
4 Dec 06
Excellent. Wonderful. Fantastic. Where do you come up with these things?
@Adversa (408)
• Australia
4 Dec 06
dis be da shyte :P