Lets hear some funny pick up lines!!

@kris55 (848)
Canada
December 5, 2006 3:42am CST
Thought this might make an interesting topic, men and women, lets here your best pick up lines, corny or not!!
2 responses
Jshean20
@Jshean20 (14349)
• Canada
5 Dec 06
Haha I have a few: -"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!" -"Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them." -"Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?" -"You make my software turn to hardware!" -"If you were a booger I'd pick you first" -"They call me "coffee". I grind so fine." Do you think that they'd work?? LOL
kris55
@kris55 (848)
• Canada
5 Dec 06
I especially like the software to hard ware one!!
kris55
@kris55 (848)
• Canada
5 Dec 06
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours. Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? All those curves, and me with no brakes.
kris55
@kris55 (848)
• Canada
5 Dec 06
PS I am not a guy, I just think these lines are hilarious!!
ScarletAlston
@ScarletAlston (2693)
• United States
5 Dec 06
one i heard...you have very pretty legs..what time do they open? that guy got slapped so hard he almost fell down...but I ended up dating him for like a year..lmao
kris55
@kris55 (848)
• Canada
5 Dec 06
LOL thats a good one!!