Rules for making your wife happy

December 5, 2006 8:59am CST
In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system: SIMPLE DUTIES You make the bed (+1) You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0) You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1) You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with beer (-5) You check out a suspicious noise at night (0) You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0) You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5) You pummel it with iron rod (+10) It's her pet (-10) SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS You stay by her side the entire party (0) You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2) Named Rita (-4) Rita is a dancer (-6) Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80) HER BIRTHDAY You forget her birthday (-50000) You take her out to dinner (0) You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1) Okay, it's a sports bar (-2) And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3) It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10) A NIGHT OUT You take her to a movie (+2) You take her to a movie she likes (+4) You take her to a movie you hate (+6) You take her to a movie you like (-2) It's called 'DeathCop' (-3) You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15) I invite you to submit more rules and games for making wives happy. Its interesting isnt it?
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@tanujarneja (2833)
• India
5 Dec 06
good rules to keep your wife happy............i will try to remember at least some of them
@lena2000 (2392)
• Belgium
5 Dec 06
no i dont think this is a good idea,and its very difficult
@locolady (374)
• Canada
5 Dec 06
I like your rules-- now if only every guy saw it like that-life would be alot simpler
• United States
5 Dec 06
Omg nice list man lol this will help me out very good when and if i ever get a wife lol :).And btw i believe about all you said here was right :P