Laugh out Loud
By archabu
@archabu (205)
India
December 8, 2006 1:08am CST
A couple goes out for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise".
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down."Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation."Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck"
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@utsadetti (4589)
• United States
31 Dec 06
you are good in making jokes lol. it's good.
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@archabu (205)
• India
12 Dec 06
COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
CONSTITUTION They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!
@Serjas (2328)
• India
21 Jan 07
One great day in Bombay, One young couple was on honeymoon tour.
They
saw
one Sardarji in front of Hospital ( Bridge Candy ) was trying to fill
some
form. So eagerly couple enquired " aare Sardarji kya kar raahe ho "
Sardarji
replied that I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form.
Young
Couple as per preshedule, they took the Bombay to Delhi Flight for their
next
destination. On the very next day, they find the same Sardarji, in
front of
Lal Qilla in Delhi filling the same form. So once again young couple
curiously asked
"Aare Sardarji kya kar raahe ho" sardarji once again replied that I had
a
baby and I am filling the birth certificate form. Couple said, "But
sardarji
yesterday you were in Bombay filling the same form. Why are you in Delhi
?".
Sardaji cooly replied "Aare Saab Ye form mein leekha hey ke FILL IN
CAPITAL"
Aap ko etna bhi patta nahi hei .. Ha Ha Ha.....
@nihit122 (314)
• India
3 Jan 07
Two doctors were discussing a case in a mental ward. The first doctor asked what had triggered such a profound depressive psychosis in the patient.
The second one answered, "He's a lawyer. One day at home, he started to think about how much money he'd screwed his partners and clients out of over the last few years. He laughed so hard he defecated in his pants. When he smelled the foul odour he had created, he checked for the source. Finding his trousers full of the stuff, he thought he was leaking. This caused him to go into shock and faint. When he woke up, he found he had fallen on his arm, breaking it."
The first doctor asked, "He went mad because he broke an arm?"
The second medic answered, "No, he went mad b
