One Line Jokes Needed ...

i've few 2 liners... -------------------------------------------------------- Jugnu : What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY? Harpal : A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO! --------------------------------------------------------- Jugnu : Tell me five FEROCIOUS animals you can think of.. Harpal : 3 Lions and 2 Tigers. -------------------------------------------------------- Q: How can you recognize Jugnu Singh in a submarine? A: He is the one with the parachute on his back. -------------------------------------------------------

George W Bush

it's good to know, that u like jokes, i have posted many, plz. read them

Love thy neighbor all through the day... but first make sure her husband's away!