December 9, 2006 12:03pm CST
If you are to loose one human sense, what would you think would be the worst? Sight? Touch? Smell? Hearing? or Taste?
6 Jan 07
Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy. The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat! You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail. Friday you set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog. Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy. A guest quotes a Biblical passage from "The Feeding of the 5000." That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn. Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice. You consider gluttony your patriotic duty. Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this.
6 Jan 07
i think touch would be the worse to lose because you wouldn't feel any physical affection, and that would be so sad. you would be like a cold statue, only witnessing what's happening around you. but i don't want to lose sight too. no sight would mean no colors and always darkness. aaw! that's so terrible. and no hearing means no music and always silence. that's terrible too. without smell, you wouldn't know if you already smell bad. and without taste, you'll get thin and even malnourished because you couldn't taste any food so you wouldn't eat anything. losing senses is just so bad. we should all be thankful that we still have a complete set of bodily senses. *sighs relief*
6 Jan 07
WHY DO MEN ALWAYS HAVE TO OGLE AT OTHER WOMEN? Again, this is a testosterone thing. Do you honestly think that all the testosterone just fell out of our bodies the moment we met you? Besides, women do it as well. Women are just much better at not getting caught. I'm fairly certain it's some sort of photographic memory deal. Women take one quick look and memorize it for later reference. Since men lack this ability, we try to burn it into our memory by staring as much as we can.