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Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten? A. The boy's hand Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? A: Both keep searching for new HOLES. Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble. Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology? A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology. Q: What's the height of recycling? A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised? A. Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. A. Tarzan asked "Why"? The animals told him your tail is in the front" Last but not least... Secret of long life - Morning two eggs, evening two pegs... and night two legs!

Gurpal Singh bought a new answering machine at his house in Punjab. But after two days, he disconnected it. When his friends asked him why he disconnected the new answering machine, Gurpal Singh said, " I am getting a bad response. My friends say things like 'Saala.... khud phone utha ke kehta hai ki 'main ghar pe nahin hoon'!"

Intern Tech Several years ago we had an intern who was none too swift. One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," she told him. With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five blank copies.

SARDAR SON : when the train will come FATHER SARDAR :Their 0ne red light blowing u see when the red light off then the train will come. STATION MASTER : That is yellow light not red light.that yelow light is attached in front of the train u see that is a train.

read this and enjoy A guy is travelling in a train. On the way, he feels the urge to go to the toilet. So he goes and opens the bathroom door, and sees another inside; quickly apologizes, and comes back to his seat, not realising that he had only looked into the mirror in the bathroom. Repeated attempts prove futile as every time he opens the door, he finds the same guy in the exact same position. Not being able to take it anymore, he hunts down the conductor and relates his sorry tale. The conductor promises to take a look, goes to the bathroom to oust the offender, and returns with a sheepish look on his face. "What's wrong?", asks the guy. To which the conductor replies, "I'm sorry, brother I can't do anything, this man is a railway staff member".

My father is angry if he see things not keep in a proper place. He keep on reminding our maid to put the knife in its original place after using it and all tools in the kitchen. Our maid followed instructions. One day my dad murmurs knowing there's no more toothpick in the kitchen. He ask our maid why the toothpick are all gone? Our maid replied: I don't know sir, everytime I use it, I always return it there! Nyaaaaaaaa!!!

A six-year-old comes crying to his mother because his little sister pulled his hair. "Don't be angry," the mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts." A short while later, there's more crying, and the mother goes to investigate. This time the sister is bawling and her brother says, "Now she knows."