Joke collection.

December 10, 2006 6:55pm CST
Recently, I was collecting some jokes. I am fond of hearing one or two from other people. Please if you know one; either your own or if you just heard it from another person, kindly share it with me. I will appreciate it very much. I'll give you one to be fair enough: TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher.
5 responses
@dolphix (60)
• Romania
30 Dec 06
Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
• India
28 Dec 06
good jokes soon i will respond my jokes shortly
@ricky1209 (1677)
• India
28 Dec 06
CREATION A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and beautiful all at the same time. The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you
• Malaysia
12 Dec 06
Two Thing To Worry: There are only 2 thing to worry about in life- either you are healthy, or you are sick. If you are healthy you have nothing to worry about, but if you are sick you have 2 things to worry about: either you'll get better, or you'll die. If you get better you have nothing to worry about, but if you die you have 2 things to worry about: either you will go to heaven, or you will go to hell. If you go to heaven you have nothing to worry about, BUT if you go to hell you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with your friends, you won't have time to worry! Golf Challenge A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him. To his surprise the old man played fairly quickly. He didn't hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time. Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball and it was directly between his ball and the green. After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old man finally said, "You know, when I was your age I'd hit the ball right over that tree." With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally lay. The old man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your age that pine tree was only 3 feet tall."
@1986ankush (1241)
• India
11 Dec 06
good joke add me as friend & send jokes to me i will respond u definately