A joke
By korndog39222
@korndog39222 (138)
United States
December 10, 2006 8:27pm CST
There were 3 people working at a construction site, there were two workers and one supervisor. The supervisor is getting paid 20 dollars an hour, and the two workers are paid 6 dollars an hour each. So, one day the two workers wonder why they are getting paid so little, so one of the workers goes up to him and asks him, he says "it's called superiority," he said. "whats that?" he answered. The supervisor said, "let me show you." He puts his hand by a wall and asks him to punch it, the worker says "i don't know what thats going to do, put its your fault if you get hurt," He punches it at full strength, but at the last second, the supervisor pulls his hand away and he punches the wall. The worker cries in pain and the supervisor says "do you understand now?" The worker nods his head and returns to work.
The second worker asks him what had happened and he said "superiority" The second worker also wonders what it is, so the first worker puts his hand in front of his face and asks him to hit it with a shovel.
The first worker is still in the hospital recovering...
4 responses
@Silverchic (396)
• Australia
11 Dec 06
I've seen things that would make that first worker look extremely intelligent! lol
Just recently we had a guy burn himself on an urn because he forgot to unplug it before he took it outside to empty! Came to the end of the cord and hot water went flying! =)
@ricky1209 (1675)
• India
1 Jan 07
While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man, and would not ever dream of questioning the pope's authority. So the pope sat at the wheel, while his driver got in the back.
They were traveling down the road doing between 70 and 80 mph, when a policeman happened to see them. As he pulled them over, he called in to headquarters reporting a speeding limo, with a VIP inside it.
The chief asked: "Who is in the limo, the mayor?"
The policeman told him: "No, someone more important than the mayor."
Then the chief asked "Is it the governor?"
The policeman answered: "No, someone more important than the governor."
The chief finally asked: "Is it the President?"
The policeman answered: "No, someone even more important than the President."
This made the chief very angry and he bellowed: "Now who is more important than the President?!"
The policeman calmly wispered: "I'll put it to you this way chief. I don't know who is this guy, but he has the pope as his chauffeur."
@Silverchic (396)
• Australia
11 Dec 06
No comment! lol
(I work in construction so this is absolutely hilarious!)
@nihit122 (314)
• India
1 Jan 07
A drunk walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."
So, the bartender does just that, and hands the man the bill.
The drunk says, "I haven`t got it."
The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him out into the street. The very next day, the same drunk walks into the bar and once again says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."
The bartender figures that he can`t possibly be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice, so he gives him the benefit of the doubt. He pours a round of drinks for the house, has a drink himself, and hands the drunk the bill.
Again, the drunk says, "I haven`t got it."
The bartender can`t believe it. He picks the guy up, beats the living daylights out of him, and then throws him out into the street.
The next day, the same drunk walks back into the same bar and says, "Bartender, buy every one in the house a drink and give me the bill."
In disgust, the bartender says, "What, no drink for me this time?"
The drunk replies, "Nope! You get too violent when you drink."
