humor

Canada
December 11, 2006 12:29am CST
Guy: did you hear about that american actress that got stabbed last night? Girl:no..who? Guy: umm reese whats her name Girl: Witherspoon? Guy: no..WitherKnife do ya get it LOL
2 responses
@lilaclady (28207)
• Australia
11 Dec 06
Thats a very clever joke....thank you.
• Canada
11 Dec 06
ty..i heard it last night and had to share
• Canada
11 Dec 06
ty..i heard it last night and had to share
@starsun (316)
• India
11 Dec 06
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000. She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"
• Canada
11 Dec 06
thats very funny.ty