funny stories ?

Canada
December 11, 2006 2:59am CST
do you have any really funny stories you can share with me. I'm allways looking to lmao.
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• Malaysia
12 Dec 06
The Lottery A blond woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial trouble. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto." Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Brandi again prays "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well." Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no luck. Once again, she prays..."My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order. Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Brandi is confronted by the voice of God Himself: "Brandi, You have to meet me halfway on this... You have to buy a ticket." Paper Shredder The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused. "Need some help?" a secretary asked. "Yes," he replied. "How does this thing work?" "Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder. "Thanks, but where do the copies come out?"
• Canada
13 Dec 06
lol thanks for your jokes. I really like the second one.
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• Malaysia
30 Dec 06
thank u so much :D hahaa dotmyspot.com
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• United States
12 Dec 06
ok here goes a true story from a georgia sherriff on halloween he pulls over by afield of pumpkins where a vehicle is parked and finds a guy pumpin on a pumpkin and shines his light on him going to town on it and ask himwhat is he doing the guy answers is it after midnight allready ?