December 11, 2006 9:37pm CST
A man had two great tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sits down,another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next tohim. "No," he says. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind wouldhave a seat like this for the best game of World Cup, and not use it?" He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first World CupFinal we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else... a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at her funeral.