santa banta
@navnathbalaji (251)
India
December 12, 2006 10:44am CST
"Santa – A photographer on a funeral function
Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why?
Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ".
"Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS
Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students."
"Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've seen your password. It’s ****.
Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394".
"Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it?
Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling".
"Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY?
Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT".
"Santa – A photographer on a funeral function
Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why?
Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ".
"Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS
Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students."
"Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've seen your password. It’s ****.
Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394".
"Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it?
Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling".
"Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY?
Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT".
"Santa – A photographer on a funeral function
Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why?
Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ".
"Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS
Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students."
"Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've seen your password. It’s ****.
Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394".
"Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it?
Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling".
"Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY?
Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT".
"Santa – A photographer on a funeral function
Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why?
Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ".
"Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS
Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students."
"Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've seen your password. It’s ****.
Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394".
"Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it?
Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling".
"Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY?
Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT".
"Santa – A photographer on a funeral function
Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why?
Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ".
"Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS
Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students."
"Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've seen your password. It’s ****.
Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394".
"Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it?
Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling".
"Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY?
Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT".
"Santa – A photographer on a funeral function
Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why?
Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ".
"Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS
Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students."
"Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've seen your password. It’s ****.
Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394".
"Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it?
Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling".
"Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY?
Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT".
"Santa – A photographer on a funeral function
Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why?
Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ".
"Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS
Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students."
"Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've seen your password. It’s ****.
Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394".
"Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it?
Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling".
"Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY?
Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT".
"Santa – A photographer on a funeral function
Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why?
Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ".
"Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS
Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students."
"Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've seen your password. It’s ****.
Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394".
"Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it?
Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling".
"Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY?
Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT".
"Santa – A photographer on a funeral function
Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why?
Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ".
"Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS
Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students."
"Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've seen your password. It’s ****.
Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394".
"Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it?
Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling".
"Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY?
Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT".
"Santa – A photographer on a funeral function
Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why?
Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ".
"Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS
Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students."
"Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've seen your password. It’s ****.
Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394".
"Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it?
Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling".
"Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY?
Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT".
"Santa – A photographer on a funeral function
Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why?
Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ".
"Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS
Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students."
"Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've seen your password. It’s ****.
Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394".
"Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it?
Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling".
"Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY?
Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT".
"Santa – A photographer on a funeral function
Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why?
Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ".
"Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS
Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students."
"Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've seen your password. It’s ****.
Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394".
"Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it?
Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling".
"Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY?
Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT".
"Santa – A photographer on a funeral function
Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why?
Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ".
"Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS
Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students."
"Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've seen your password. It’s ****.
Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394".
"Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it?
Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling".
"Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY?
Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT".
"Santa – A photographer on a funeral function
Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why?
Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ".
"Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS
Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students."
"Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've seen your password. It’s ****.
Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394".
"Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it?
Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling".
"Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY?
Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT".
"Santa – A photographer on a funeral function
Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why?
Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ".
"Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS
Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students."
"Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've se
1 response
@umer6945salman (1389)
• Pakistan
12 Dec 06
Dude that was really funny, I really needed a laugh. I thought i had enough of santa banta but these are totally new