santa banta

India
December 12, 2006 10:44am CST
"Santa – A photographer on a funeral function Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why? Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ". "Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students." "Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've seen your password. It’s ****. Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394". "Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it? Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling". "Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY? Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT". "Santa – A photographer on a funeral function Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why? Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ". "Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students." "Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've seen your password. It’s ****. Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394". "Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it? Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling". "Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY? Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT". "Santa – A photographer on a funeral function Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why? Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ". "Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students." "Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've seen your password. It’s ****. Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394". "Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it? Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling". "Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY? Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT". "Santa – A photographer on a funeral function Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why? Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ". "Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students." "Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've seen your password. It’s ****. Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394". "Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it? Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling". "Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY? Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT". "Santa – A photographer on a funeral function Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why? Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ". "Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students." "Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've seen your password. It’s ****. Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394". "Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it? Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling". "Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY? Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT". "Santa – A photographer on a funeral function Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why? Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ". "Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students." "Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've seen your password. It’s ****. Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394". "Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it? Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling". "Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY? Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT". "Santa – A photographer on a funeral function Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why? Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ". "Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students." "Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've seen your password. It’s ****. Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394". "Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it? Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling". "Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY? Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT". "Santa – A photographer on a funeral function Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why? Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ". "Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students." "Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've seen your password. It’s ****. Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394". "Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it? Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling". "Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY? Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT". "Santa – A photographer on a funeral function Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why? Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ". "Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students." "Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've seen your password. It’s ****. Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394". "Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it? Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling". "Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY? Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT". "Santa – A photographer on a funeral function Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why? Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ". "Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students." "Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've seen your password. It’s ****. Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394". "Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it? Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling". "Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY? Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT". "Santa – A photographer on a funeral function Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why? Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ". "Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students." "Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've seen your password. It’s ****. Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394". "Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it? Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling". "Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY? Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT". "Santa – A photographer on a funeral function Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why? Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ". "Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students." "Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've seen your password. It’s ****. Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394". "Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it? Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling". "Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY? Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT". "Santa – A photographer on a funeral function Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why? Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ". "Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students." "Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've seen your password. It’s ****. Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394". "Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it? Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling". "Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY? Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT". "Santa – A photographer on a funeral function Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why? Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ". "Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students." "Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've seen your password. It’s ****. Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394". "Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it? Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling". "Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY? Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT". "Santa – A photographer on a funeral function Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why? Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ". "Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students." "Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said- I've se
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• Pakistan
12 Dec 06
Dude that was really funny, I really needed a laugh. I thought i had enough of santa banta but these are totally new