JokesMake me laugh people!! I need to hear some funny jokes.
Cote D'Ivoire (Ivory Coast)
September 20, 2006 10:26am CST
A pilot was supposed to send mad people fro New york to Texas. But during the trip, the fouls were making too much noise that ythe pilot was oblige to intervain. One of them was very quiet when the pilot came. So the pilot ordered the fouls to remain calm and went back. But after a while, the plane was so calm that he decided to see what was going on. Once there, he noticed that only the calm foul was around. When the pilot inquired about the others, the remaininig one told him that the other ones had been disturbing him and he asked them to go outside if they will not keep quiet. At that time all of them went outside the fliying plain because they did not want to disturb the remainig one.
22 Sep 06
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000. She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"