Good Jokes on santa/banta

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One night, Banta was walking home when a thief jumped on him all of a sudden. Banta and the thief had a terrific tussle. They rolled about on the ground, and Banta put up a tremendous fight until, at last, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground. The thief then went through Banta s pockets and searched him all over. There was only a 25-paise coin he could lay his hands on. The thief was so surprised at this that he asked Banta why he had bothered to fight so hard just for a 25-paise bit. "Was that all you wanted?" said Banta, "I thought you were after the five-hundred rupees I've got in my shoe ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - ------------ --------- santa goes to a pizza place and orders a pizza. the waiter asks him if he wants it cut into 6 pieces or 12. santa answers, "6 pieces please!! i could never eat 12". ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - ------------ ------ Once Banta went to Bombay. While passing through a road he saw a very high building. He was amazed to see it, and decided to count its stories. As he was doing so a townsman saw him and tried to befool him. So he approached Banta and asked, "What are you doing?" When he was told the answer, the townsman said that one had to pay two rupees for every storey counted. "How many have you counted?" Banta said ten and gave the man twenty rupees. Walking away Banta was very happy to think how he has befooled the other man for he had counted twenty ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - ------------ --------- Santa dials a number, A girl recieves the call santa: who r u? girl: sita santa: maine to chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to ayodhya mil gaya ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - ------------ --------- Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born? Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram. Teacher : can u Spell it? Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - ------------ --------- Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house. Police : How the theif did not take TV??? Sardar : I was watching TV na.... ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - ------------ --------- If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis? Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - ------------ --------- Santa was invited to Banta's home for dinner, where he noticed that his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms, calling her Jalebi, Honey, Pyaari, Darling, Sweetheart etc. He was impressed, since the couple had been married almost 40 years. While the wife was in the kitchen, Santa said, "I think it's wonderful that after all these years, you still call bhabhiji those pet names." Banta hung his head. "To tell you the truth, I forgot her name about 10 years ago." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - ------------ --------- Banta on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Banta - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - ------------ --------- - Banta was fond of detective novels, he always read from the middle, why ? Its double interesting. It builds curiosity not only about its end but also its beginning ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - ------------ --------- - At a party one of Santa Singh's friends asked him how many chappatis he could eat in an empty stomach. Santa replied "Seven". Then his friend told him "When you eat the first chappati your stomach is no longer empty. Then how can you eat seven??" Santa was impressed by this tricky question. So as soon as he went back home he asked his wife "How many chappatis can you eat in an empty stomach??". She replied "Five". Then Santa said: "If only you had told seven I had a nice reply for it". ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - ------------ --------- - Santa travelling 1st time in plane going Mumbai. While landing he shouted "Bombay-Bombay' Airhostess said B silent. So, Santa souted "Ombay-Ombay"