Girls night out....(hehe deary me!)

girls night out, humour - humour
December 14, 2006 5:34pm CST
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never forget you!'
2 responses
@armywifey (883)
• United States
27 Dec 06
That was great. I needed a good laugh. I love hearing new jokes and this one was funny. Iwill have to send it to all my girlfriends.
• Malaysia
25 Dec 06
That's hilarious. Having been to one of those binge drinking nights out before, I can relate to it. When you have to go, anywhere secluded would do fine. For a man it is a lot easier though. For women, I can only imagine...