Why Are Men Happier?

@firelight (1859)
Australia
December 15, 2006 7:04pm CST
Men Are Just Happier People ... What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never get pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Hell, you can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress: $5000.00. Tux rental: $100.00. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is not only appreciated by your friends, but practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. one mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks and guns and beer. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $10.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. one wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. -
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5 responses
• United States
16 Dec 06
Yes it would seem men definately have it easier. But doesn't this mean it is the men who are making it hard for the women. Getting married to you means we have to change our names, We can't use the garage because it's full of all your junk, Men never give any input for thier weddings so we have to do it all, Men make us pregnant, and as far as the wedding dress goes we spend that much to piss you off......LOL
@msqtech (15226)
• United States
19 Dec 06
I wouldnt say easier but they are taught not to delay and worry
@ossie16d (11834)
• Australia
20 Dec 06
Thanks for sharing all this "wonderful" information with us firelight, and gee I am so pleased that I read it today and not on Christmas Eve, or that would "tick me off". LOL Now we should start to turn the tables on the men. so I will have to put my thinking cap on and see what I can come up with. :) I do appreciate the laugh you have given us today, and thank you very much firelight. :)
@msqtech (15226)
• United States
19 Dec 06
men were born to worry less and do more it makes for a happy stress free existence
@missyd79 (3441)
• United States
18 Dec 06
yeah so true, wy is men never worry like women?
@Bunny2 (2102)
• Australia
16 Dec 06
Bunny2 - Bunny2
Thanks for the laughs. Yes, men do have it easier in some ways - maybe it's genetic that they don't worry like women do?