Life Logic

December 16, 2006 9:12am CST
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS -A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. -A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. -A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. -A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS -To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. -To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE -A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. -A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE -A woman has the last word in any argument. -Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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