Life Logic
By jox_485
@jox_485 (57)
Philippines
December 16, 2006 9:12am CST
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
-A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
-A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
-A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
-A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
-To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
-To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
-A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
-A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
-A woman has the last word in any argument.
-Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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