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There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in.So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird bads on his head, and he yells "Oh bad "The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS.""Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS.