FUN STUFF

first its your turn.......tell yours then i will tell mine

when i want to have fun i usually go over to my brothers place unannounced of corse,eat his food,drink hiss piss,make mess of the joint,and on my way out i kick my own dog,,,,,,,then i hide around the corner till he comes home with more supplies and i do it all again,,,,this amuses me for weeks,,,,

Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate. "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" "Aah, Sardarji have read in newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth is a Chinese."