What is your favorite jokes?

United States
December 19, 2006 2:23am CST
I still remember what Jay said: Did you know president Bush is doing national weightloss plan from Jan to Aug? He is going to raise the GAS price so high you had to walk more often! lol
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@ricky1209 (1675)
• India
30 Dec 06
A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex." "But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied. "I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."