I've been sort of quiet lately....

@chunkers (1050)
United States
December 19, 2006 12:13pm CST
I think it' time to stir the pot a little! Who shall we choose to get riled up TODAY? As I'm fresh out of suggestions, why don't we leave it up to the rest of my friends here on MyLot to decide who is worthy to have mud slung in their faces! So, this is basically an Open Forum for gentle ribbing, light-hearted insults, pranks, practical jokes, and just plain humor! PLEASE!!! NO FIGHTING OR HITTING BELOW THE BELT!!! LET'S KEEP THIS FAIRLY CLEAN!!!! We don't want any more misunderstandings or arguing! OK? (Well, maybe just a little arguing!) :) Everyone is a potential victim here! If you're white, it's open season...if you're jew, it's open season....if you're bi, gay, or straight...it's open season!!! Also, if you wear blue, green, white, organge, yellow, brown, gray...or any other color...YOU GUESSED IT! It's OPEN SEASON!!! By the way...if you're Christian, Hindu, Jehovah Witness, Morman, atheist, etc., it's open season! I'll start off and open myself up! I'm a mixed breed (American Indian, Norweigan, Irish, Pit Bull...oops, that's Chunkers), Christian, Democrat (not by choice) and straight. I'm wearing tan, white, and a black leather jacket!) I say that this is a perfect combination... Who wants to take the first crack? Careful...Chunkers is watching you! Grrrrrrr.....
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@ESKARENA1 (18299)
19 Dec 06
wb chunkers lol who is in your sights tonight
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@chunkers (1050)
• United States
19 Dec 06
Whomever is on their computer tonight!
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@BittyBiddy (2903)
• Ireland
19 Dec 06
What if you're not wearing anything? Does that get you of the hook? :/
@mfrancq (1808)
• United States
19 Dec 06
hehe you won't get insults, but I'm sure it would probally start a riot of some sort. Careful there, hehe
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@myklj999 (17004)
19 Dec 06
Show me!! Show me!!
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@mfrancq (1808)
• United States
19 Dec 06
hehe told you...the riot begins!!
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@marciascott (25554)
• United States
19 Dec 06
Just like i said you are so funny, when i want to get a good laugh, you are the one to do it. Tell Chunkers don't bite anyone! LOL. You and Cunkers have a good Holiday!
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@marciascott (25554)
• United States
19 Dec 06
tell chunkers I didn't mean to spell his name wrong. Did you get him a present yet?
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@chunkers (1050)
• United States
19 Dec 06
I AM HIS PRESENT! HIS PAST AND FUTURE, TOO!!! lol
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@Tanika (632)
• Australia
20 Dec 06
Hello, Good to see you havent gone anywhere chunkers! Me, I am an australian with English, Scottish and Irish roots (oh oh!). I am wearing Black like usual and I too am straight (or heterosexual). Im cringing a little to see where you will go with this info but i decided to be brave in the name of fun! Tanika.
@chunkers (1050)
• United States
20 Dec 06
Tanika, Tanika, Tanika.... Why would such a sweet little thing like you want to open yourself up for the rath of Chunkers? I LOVE AUSSIES! I'm almost hesitant to hurl insults at you. But, beings that your ancestors were criminals from England, I have no choice! lol What Bloody ol' England should have done is drop off the Queen on the Island and let the Criminals take over England! Ooops! I guess some of the criminals got away and took over America! My bad. As for you, Ms. Goody two shoes, why are you so special? Straigt, Ya Right! I can hear those undertones of bi-sexualism in your posts! You're just afraid to come out of the closet! But we're all friends on MyLot, you can come out here! We won't laugh! Will we, family?! Trust us! Furthermore, with a combination of blood in you like you mentioned, you're probably borderline schizophrenic! You can't decide whether to deport your enemies, behead them, or drink 'em under the table! Speaking of table, I have an empty plate on mine right now and Chunkers and I could REALLLLLLLY use a peanut butter sandwich! Please be a good lil wench and make us a bit of dinner. Would you? Good girl! Thanks for the post! You have a great sense of humor to allow us to have a go at you like that! Now it's your turn! Find someone on here to insult! Chunkers says, "OOOH! OOOOH! Pick me....pick me! !"
@anup12 (4180)
• India
20 Dec 06
Ok that's good but I don't think this is not the place where one can stay quiet
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• United States
20 Dec 06
OK are you not democratic by choice or straight. I don't know which way to answer this. If you are not democratic by choice then you must have had a rough childhood, them damn democratic mistresses controlling your life. I bet them whips and rulers stung. It must suck to be you. If you ain't straight by choice you must have been an alter boy. Enough said. American Indian and norwegian? An albino indian now I am scared.
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@malsun (1528)
• United States
20 Dec 06
hey chunkers you back! i thought you swore off mylot after the atheist discussion, i vaguely remember another discussion started by you saying that it was the last we are hearing from you. Anyways to stir the insults, heres something about me. I am 5'10, well built, indian male. Though born a hindu, I respect all faiths. I am not interested in politics. so lemme see what new insults can your hurl now?
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@Marie2473 (8519)
• Sweden
20 Dec 06
he he he, as funny as always. You have saved my day a few times here at work just by posting cool stuff for me to read. Ah so you have some norweigan blood in those veins of yours, did u know that all swedish people tell dumbjokes about norweigans hehehe!
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@emarie (5453)
• United States
19 Dec 06
HAHAHAHA...i though you were going to stay away from the whole mylot thing...haha..this seams fun but can't think of anything... =( well i guess i'll say some things bout me...i'm christian (roman catholic) but i've been fighting against them since i was 12...i'm a pacific islander and of course i have something against the WHITE MAN since they invaded the islands and forced the woman to wear layers of clothes. i am pro-choice, and i'm all for Gay Marriage/addoption and gay rights in general...i'm a believe in banning smoking in all public areas and think tobacoo companies should rot in hell!!...
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@mfrancq (1808)
• United States
19 Dec 06
hehe...chunkers, the debate begins! leave it to me to start trouble..not trying to..just trying to understand others views. That's not mean right?
@chunkers (1050)
• United States
20 Dec 06
OK! So you're saying that it's ok to lose a relative to being hit by a truck? How about old age? Falling off a ladder? If that's the case, when you lose a relative to one of these, will you be anti-truck? Anti-aging? Anti-ladder? If not, then lay off us smokers! lol I'm a smoker! I have a non non-smoking house! If you don't smoke, stand outside and breath that air! I don't want to hear someone come into MY house and complain cuz it stinks! I was so offended the last time my mother-in-law to be came to stay with us. As she was leaving, she said "I'll have to stay in a motel the next time I come up. The smell of smoke was killing me." I didn't, but I wanted to give her the address to the Motel 6 down the street and tell her to give us a call when she got there! I even contained my smoking to the office while she was here, and that still wasn't good enough for her! Sorry to hear about your grandmother. I lost my dad to cancer when he was 63 (I was 18) and I've never gotten over it. But, stupid me, I still smoke at least a pack a day! You have a right to complain! But, if you're on my discussion, I'm gonna get ya! lol So STOP WHINING!!!! hahahahahahaha
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@mfrancq (1808)
• United States
20 Dec 06
And chunkers, we all know that your house is all dirty and stinky just because you smoke too..isn't that what you told me? :) lol
• India
20 Dec 06
get out of it cheer up
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@mfrancq (1808)
• United States
20 Dec 06
You are so gross!
@myklj999 (17004)
19 Dec 06
God.....you are just an all around loser, aren't ya??
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@myklj999 (17004)
19 Dec 06
Okay.... I'm white (strike 1) unemployed (strike 2) and an old fat baldheaded slob (strikes 3 through 6). I don't like anybody, MY opinion is the only one that is important, and all of the rest of you are just a bunch of losers who WISH they were as talented, handsome and debonaire as me!! So there!!
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@chunkers (1050)
• United States
19 Dec 06
That all sounds great to me! So what's your problem!? Nothing wrong with being old, it's the damn young un' that have the disadvantage (oh, to be young again, though!):) Thanks for the insults! Keep it up!!!
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@pavan_sry (264)
• India
20 Dec 06
i dont wanna.....
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@chunkers (1050)
• United States
20 Dec 06
You don't wanna WHAT? You're not Clint Eastwood, so stop with the one-liners! If you want to post here (I know, "I don't wanna") then you've got to get insulted or insult someone else! If you don't see anyone you want to insult, insult me! I LOVE to be insulted! NO MORE ONE-LINERS!
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@mfrancq (1808)
• United States
19 Dec 06
Okay, I will leave a description of myself so then everyone can pick on me too chunkers. I need a good cry! hehe sob sob. I am 5'4'', 148lbs (I was 203lbs, but I lost it all after having my baby). I have auburn hair, brown eyes, lots of freckles. Too many for my liking. I am half mexican, half polish..yes I'm waiting for those jokes to start. Don't worry I've heard all of them. Actually not fully half polish..I have a little bit of Chipawaw (is that how you spell it?)Indian in me. I am actually still trying to decide what religion I follow...it's closest to Christian, however I am not a crazy fanatic that tells everyone else what they should do and think...hey that wasn't pointed anyone's way. I am wearing a grey and white fitness t-shirt..blue jeans..white socks..and grey with blue tennis shoes. Yes I am a little obsessive about my shoes needing to match my clotes. I am straight, have been married for three years. I have a little boy that is eight months old..and a Jack Russell Terrior puppy. I live in a duplex, because I am to poor to own a house..hehe sob sob..and as chunkers likes to say..I have a dirty house and am hurting the youth in the world because I smoke...you big brat. That's all I can think of..hope it is enough to get someone started..I'll just be crying in the corner..don't worry about me...sob sob
@myklj999 (17004)
19 Dec 06
Naw.......I can't do it.
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@mfrancq (1808)
• United States
19 Dec 06
oh now, come on...you can't come into chunkers discussions and be nice..that just doesn't happen when he starts a discussion! I won't really cry I promise..maybe sob a little..but I won't cry! hehe
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@myklj999 (17004)
19 Dec 06
I can to come in here and be nice!! Here, in chunkers own words.... chunkers (92) 4 days ago Thank you very much: I assume the Mykl999 stands for King of tact and diplomacy. You are a gentleman and a scholar (I won't let that get out, though. I know your wife would expect more out of you if she knew! lol) But if it'll make ya feel better, I'll try to leave my "nice" at the door!!
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@Polly1 (12648)
• United States
20 Dec 06
I thought we were going to get a break and have some peace and quiet today. Then you went and screwed it up. blab, blab, blab, can't you think of anything interesting to talk about.
• United States
20 Dec 06
Him find something better to talk about? you responded so that makes you exceptionally smart now doesnt it?
• United States
20 Dec 06
It's good thing most of us have a sense of humor and are able to laugh at ourselves. Why some people are so overly sensitive I'll never understand. As to any information about me I'll leave that to your imagination. All say is my user name describes me perfectly. :)
@Polly1 (12648)
• United States
20 Dec 06
I was actually joking with him, he has a sense of humor and I am sure he would know it was joking. I like to read threw his post, most of them are funny.
@lucy02 (5017)
• United States
19 Dec 06
Okay I'm white (with English and some Irish ancestry on one side, have no idea what's on the other), southern Baptist, Independent, hetero, and I'm married to a Japanese/American (if that helps you) and am an Independent politically speaking. I'm wearing blue capri pants with blue/white pin striped shirt. Norweigan, huh?
@chunkers (1050)
• United States
19 Dec 06
Ya! Viking til the end, baby! Japanese/American, huh? Can I see some papers, please? Is he/she supposed to be here? What's the matter? Your own kind wouldn't have you? lol I could see why! You dress like a barber pole! lol
@lucy02 (5017)
• United States
20 Dec 06
You Norweigans are mean spirited!
@lucy02 (5017)
• United States
20 Dec 06
By the way, his papers are on the floor. I haven't house broke him yet.
@Willowlady (10666)
• United States
19 Dec 06
suggestion box - the act of marking a piece of paper to present a topic and get response often anonymously however not in this case
i would like to suggest the people who work for companies that they know do wrong in some way. They don't stand together for the common good and often work for years grumbling etc. Just a thought, since you asked for suggestions.
@chunkers (1050)
• United States
19 Dec 06
Sounds like you have a guilt conscious; or at the very least, you have something you'd like to tell us! Go on! Be a Whistleblower! We love Whistleblowers around here! Besides, no one will tell anyone where the information came from. Will we?
@Willowlady (10666)
• United States
20 Dec 06
meeting to discuss - getting together and standing together can send an effective message to those that lead.  A peaceful conclusion can often be the result
Not guilt on my part, just that I have tried to help people where I work on behalf of an outside company to get together and state their case. Have seen similar things before and since you were asking for suggestions I thought of that. Glad to see you are still here!
@mansha (6301)
• India
19 Dec 06
Hey you are still here , i was happy that at last We all scared you away. Now I am disappointed ;-P
@myklj999 (17004)
19 Dec 06
Too bad!!! Chunkers ain't skeered of nuthin'!!!
@chunkers (1050)
• United States
19 Dec 06
DAMN STRAIGHT! I just had to go to work for a while, unlike the rest of you lazy slouches....sitting around badgering folks on the computer all dang day! Get a job!!! lol
@megs85 (3145)
• Australia
20 Dec 06
I don't people that lead me on and say they're going to lick my ear, but leave me high and dry. :P I think pit bulls are cute, so try not to offend them by pretending to be part one. Christians are patriarchal archaic narrow minded fuddy duddies. Democrat- Memohat= Politics mean nothing to me. I'm a donkey voter and proud of it. Youre as straight as a boomerang which is why you wouldnt lick my ear, and broke my heart... White, tan and black? BORING! Its called colour, if you like I'll get out a dictionary and type in the definition for you, since you obviously have no idea what it is. Ok, I'm half Aussie, half Spanish (hence the fiery temperament), Atheist/Christian (I've been christened, and had my son christened but I don't follow or agree with it), I'm a donkey voter, I'm bi shhh, dont tell anyone, and I am wearing black short shorts and a purple jumper/jacket thingy. NOW BRING IT ON!
@mfrancq (1808)
• United States
20 Dec 06
Hey, no typing in definitions, I got in trouble for that with mylot! hehe you big troublemaker! what is a jumper/jacket thingy? hehe never heard of those...and if black is so boring, why are you wearing black shorts? Okay, I'm just playing, trying to be argumentative, but it is not in my nature at all. And who invited SKSOUTH in this discussion? It is bad enough I have to deal with chunkers...now him too? Great, just great.
@mauier113 (688)
• Philippines
19 Dec 06
sorry, don't have time for arguing.
@chunkers (1050)
• United States
20 Dec 06
Then GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!! We ain't got time for someone who has no time for arguing!!! lol
@nishanity (1651)
• India
19 Dec 06
oh look who is back!!! well if this makes u hhappy, here goes my intro name is nisha.. born into a christian family in a small state called kerala which happens to be a part of south india... i am gonna be 21 yrs old next mnth... i am doing my final yr engineering... i am wearing a navy blue shirt and my black tracksuit... just came back from my morning jog!! now u may start insulting me!
@chunkers (1050)
• United States
19 Dec 06
With all of that education, you think you'd be smart enough to stay off of MyLot! Or, at the very least, you should be smart enough to get out of your gym clothes after gym class is over! Sheeesh! lol There! You are certainly welcome for the insult! Now, please go make me and Chunkers a sandwich! With that much education, I'll bet you can engineer a GREAT SANDWICH!!! lol