Its time for jokes!!!

@blitzzz (129)
India
December 19, 2006 9:07pm CST
Hi friends, It's time for jokes and share your happy experiences. Why same discussions and responses daily. They are good anyway, but lets do something different. Come on friends post all your jokes and share about the moments which made you happy ...
2 responses
@ricky1209 (1677)
• India
30 Dec 06
How many sardars does it take to pull off a kidnapping? Six. One to kidnap the victim and five to write the ransom note.
• India
20 Dec 06
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That's not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That's it.”