its a joke here(for adults only)

India
December 20, 2006 12:52am CST
husband to his wife:i got old age pension by showing gray hairs of my chest... wife: if you would have open your zip you could get disabilty allowance do you like it.....
10 responses
• India
25 Dec 06
One evening after work, a man drove his secretary home after she had a little too much to drink at a party. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife. Later that night, the man and his wife were driving to a movie when he spotted a high-heeled shoe hidden under the passenger seat. Pointing to something out the passenger window to distract his wife, he picked up the shoe and tossed it out of his window. They arrived at the theater a short time later and were about to get out of the car when his wife asked, "Honey, have you seen my other shoe?"
1 person likes this
• India
28 Dec 06
nice.thanks
@ricky1209 (1677)
• India
25 Dec 06
Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven. Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?" Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland ". On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator: "I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on".
1 person likes this
• India
28 Dec 06
it was good one.thanks for reply
@snoopy12 (468)
• Philippines
20 Dec 06
yeah..short but cool joke!!
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• India
20 Dec 06
thanks buddy
@moneymind (10524)
• Philippines
26 Dec 06
thats cool, short but it has the kick. post more of it. greetings. : )
@anshul_2 (34)
• India
25 Dec 06
hey that was a cool one
@Undefeated (4793)
• Singapore
25 Dec 06
LOL ! its funny ...
@utsadetti (4593)
• United States
25 Dec 06
i like that, buddy!
@motubhai (235)
• India
20 Dec 06
ho..ho..ho,should she call you?
@hemesh (214)
• India
20 Dec 06
LOL ... that wa a good joke !!! LOLz ...hahaha.
• Malaysia
20 Dec 06
lol nice 1