why can't a girl like me get some champagne?
December 20, 2006 10:34pm CST
My husband is eating Doritos and he won't get me more champagne. Champ-lame!! Do I deserve this? So I'm a little flamboyant, a little off-the-wall...but 86-ed in my own home? I don't this is called for. Unlike Carmelo, I didn't throw a sucker punch and then two-step backwards to avoid what was coming to me. Unlike TO...I didn't spit in my opponent's face. No...I simply mopped the floor, posted ads on Craig's list, got the laundry, bought champagne, entertained guests, stocked the fridge, contacted Time-Warner...wait a second, I'm a flipping saint! I even did Budukon. Is he even going to order food? I gave myself a Brasilian wax. ooouch!