I hop you injoy this joke

United States
December 21, 2006 12:01pm CST
Lawyer's Personal Integrity An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, and so she began interviewing young lawyers. "As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward and continued, "Mr. Peterson, are you an honest lawyer?" "Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me fifteen thousand dollars for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case." "Impressive. And what sort of case was that?" The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for the money."
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@jen20619 (1302)
• Ireland
21 Dec 06
soo funny
@budhie (257)
• Indonesia
22 Dec 06
make me laught again . lol
• United States
22 Dec 06
thank I hop you all injoy them
@gscs1838 (1536)
• Malaysia
21 Dec 06
there was this man and he was in the desert and he finally saw a house and he got up to the front step and collapsed and the man that lived there was a missonnary and so couple days later after the kind missonary nursed him back to hydration, the man asked him where was the nearest town was the missonary said it was just a couple of miles so he goes out the back door and sees the mans horse so he asked if he could use it he says yes but this horse is spaecial to make him go you say praise god to make him stop you say amen. so he gets on the horse and says praise god praise god praise god so the horse starts to trot the man gets brave and says praise god praise god praise god praise god so the horse starts to gallop and the man sees a cliff up ahead and he says whoa atop heel then he remembers and he says amen well the horse staoped 4 inces from the cliff the man leans back in the saddle wipes his head and says praise god. hahaha
@ZEZDBBMM (143)
• China
22 Dec 06
HAHA FUNNY
• India
24 Dec 06
too good
@moto47 (555)
• Indonesia
22 Dec 06
Prom Night was coming up, and a girl announced to her boyfriend that she wanted to make it special and take a hotel room for the night. Being the responsible type, the boy went to the Pharmacy to purchase protection. The pharmacist was very helpful and guided the boy for about an hour and told him everything there was to know. The boy came early to pick his girlfriend, and her Mother invited him to join them for dinner. When they sat down, the boy, looking to impress her parents, offered to say grace then bowed his head. A minute passed, and the boy was still deep in prayer, 5 minutes passed, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 10 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leaned over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
@Perry2007 (2229)
• Philippines
25 Dec 06
Great joke! Can you be my friend? lol!
• India
22 Dec 06
Ok, this is a good joke.Jokes makes our mind happy and refresh.So if you are getting good jokes share with us.
• United States
22 Dec 06
I am try to get goodone to share with all of you so keep the coment coming
@Perry2007 (2229)
• Philippines
25 Dec 06
Great Joke! Simply intelligent, Joke are still the best medicine for human kind, I believe they are also recommended by doctors. Keep writing these kinds, I love them.
@lester800 (161)
• China
22 Dec 06
SO FUNNY ^_^
@lester800 (161)
• China
22 Dec 06
SO FUNNY
@suren2k6cse (2626)
• India
22 Dec 06
funny joke
@luvgold (265)
• Indonesia
22 Dec 06
lol.. very funny, agreed for eliminated setres
@ngty69 (974)
• India
22 Dec 06
I didn't get the joke but if so many people had replied you, so it must be good. Please help me understand it properly.
• United States
22 Dec 06
Hai i enjoyed this alot thank u
• India
22 Dec 06
hey... nice one
• India
22 Dec 06
this is a good joke after reading this joke i laughed much
@harsh1985 (595)
• India
22 Dec 06
ya certainly.......such jokes make my mind refresh and i can continue my work more precisely..:) thank you
@ravibabli (1558)
• India
22 Dec 06
it's very funny
@deep1608 (322)
• India
22 Dec 06
LOL - LOL
Wonderful one!!!! really honest lawyer:)
@sasd03 (486)
• United States
22 Dec 06
so funny :))
@mypigbox (2245)
• China
22 Dec 06
I have read one joke as follow: A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed!"w
• India
22 Dec 06
koooooooooooool
@deepakg4 (897)
• India
22 Dec 06
no