Father !!!!!!!!!

United States
December 21, 2006 12:58pm CST
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another "I slept wid ur mom last nite" D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response. He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
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@Lylyana (206)
• Romania
23 Dec 06
What does Snow White say to the dwarfs to wake up? 7UP! 2 men at the exam for entering in the Army.The question is "What does the homeland mans for you?" 1st men: "The homeland is my mother". Then the captain asks the other.The answer is:"The homeland is my mate's mother." Cpt:"So?" 2nd man:"We are brothers!" A:How can you explain the fact that in Scotland in every castle exists a ghost? B:It's cheaper than an alarm system!
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@Lylyana (206)
• Romania
23 Dec 06
A man and a woman: He: My dear,you are my first woman so I'll tell you Eva. She:O,my dear!Because you are my 407-th man,I'll tell you Peugeut!
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@Lylyana (206)
• Romania
24 Dec 06
Einstein,Freud and Bill Gates were travelling with the train.Suddenly,it stopped.Freud says:"I go to see if the engine driver is OK,maybe he has an anxiety crisis.I'll go and try to solve the problem".After ten minutes he comes back and says:"He is healthy.I have nothing to do".Einstein says:"Then,I'll go to see if the train has a mechanical problem.Maybe the engine has broken down."After 10 minutes,he comes and says that everything was al right.Finnaly,Bill Gates says:"Let's get out and enter again,maybe it starts ."
@Lylyana (206)
• Romania
24 Dec 06
A"Doctor,last year you told me that I should avoid humidity." B:"Yes,I did.So?" A:"I come to ask you if I can have a bath or a shower now."
@riyasam (16578)
• India
31 Dec 06
happy go luky guy
@Lydia1901 (16354)
• United States
30 Dec 06
That's a good one, that's how you do it.