women are complex creatures,,are they???

December 21, 2006 2:39pm CST
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don’t, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don’t, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don’t, you are not understanding If you visit her often,she thinks it is boring If you don’t , she accuses you of double-crossing If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don’t , you are a dull boy If you are jealous, she says it’s bad If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time” If she is visited by another woman, “Oh it’s natural, we are girls” If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting If she is stared by other men, she says that they a just admiring If you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen,she wants you to talk In short : So simple,yet so complex So weak,yet so powerful So confusing,yet so desirable So damning,yet so wonderful...WOMEN !
3 responses
• India
9 Jan 07
its not the case of all girls.i am not saying this because i am girl but i can surely say a girl can understand more and thinks twice she does anything.and she really cares a lot forever.she is the same when she is in love and the same love continues till the very last second of her life.
@pendragon (3352)
• United States
21 Dec 06
Ha, that's pretty funny, unfortunately also right on the money!!
@norteh (615)
• Netherlands
21 Dec 06
I sometimes take the annoying task to read a women's magazine. Just to learn something of the wonderful creatures called women. Listen. Some advice for men, When a woman sees herself in a mirror and ask her boyfriend if she has lost weight, without having lost weigth at all!! (this is a truely strange question), then the poor guy can give no good answer. If he says, 'yes, honey, you have lost weight', the women thinks that her boyfriend lies to her and he's no good. If he says, 'sorry honey, but it didn't show', then he's very wrong. The magazine just advised to 'hum' your way out of it. So say 'hum, hum', pretend to be cpatured in your thoughts and then the question is gone. A nice advise.