women are complex creatures,,are they???
By neet_4u
@neet_4u (63)
India
December 21, 2006 2:39pm CST
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding
If you visit her often,she thinks it is boring
If you don’t , she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t , you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way
If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”
If she is visited by another woman, “Oh it’s natural, we are girls”
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they a just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen,she wants you to talk
In short :
So simple,yet so complex
So weak,yet so powerful
So confusing,yet so desirable
So damning,yet so wonderful...WOMEN !
3 responses
@sireesuccess (1254)
• India
9 Jan 07
its not the case of all girls.i am not saying this because i am girl but i can surely say a girl can understand more and thinks twice she does anything.and she really cares a lot forever.she is the same when she is in love and the same love continues till the very last second of her life.
@pendragon (3350)
• United States
21 Dec 06
Ha, that's pretty funny, unfortunately also right on the money!!
@norteh (615)
• Netherlands
21 Dec 06
I sometimes take the annoying task to read a women's magazine. Just to learn something of the wonderful creatures called women.
Listen. Some advice for men,
When a woman sees herself in a mirror and ask her boyfriend if she has lost weight, without having lost weigth at all!! (this is a truely strange question), then the poor guy can give no good answer.
If he says, 'yes, honey, you have lost weight', the women thinks that her boyfriend lies to her and he's no good.
If he says, 'sorry honey, but it didn't show', then he's very wrong.
The magazine just advised to 'hum' your way out of it. So say 'hum, hum', pretend to be cpatured in your thoughts and then the question is gone.
A nice advise.