Ideas about wives

@abdi_708 (133)
United States
December 23, 2006 11:05am CST
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way. Henry Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied," In the lake." Henny Youngman The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Henny Youngman After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice." Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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